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Donatello "Donnie" Hamato ([personal profile] soft_shelled) wrote in [community profile] synnet2025-03-10 11:34 pm

[text] @Bootyyyshaker9000

[Ah the seasons are changing, and even with the work on Kyoto to do? Donnie is getting restless, and really he needs something more to focus on. Something to keep him busy. So he's going to address the Outsiders with an inquiry.]

So, how many people use guns here? And how many of you don't know how to field or detail dress them?

[Donatello, you need to say why you're asking this.]

What I'm asking is well, I need something to keep my hands busy, so I am offering to do any dressing of guns for anyone who needs it done. Or doesn't want to do it themselves?

Also I've been helping around the current base, that's not exactly enough okay.
kaizou: (zzz international geopolitics)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
EARTH SEEMS LIKE IT CAN'T DEFEND ITSELF BUT YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT IT

I SHOULD KNOW

DID YOU KILL THE ALIENS
kaizou: (zzz international geopolitics)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
OH LIKE ZONE FIGHTER

[Sure, just like that, everyone understands that reference. Definitely!]

YOU STOPPED THEM EITHER WAY SO NOT BAD

GOOD THING THEY ONLY SENT THREE

MUST'VE BEEN A SCOUTING MISSION RIGHT

EVEN I COULDN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH ALL BY MYSELF

DID YOU GET A REWARD
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU SAID THAT

THE GOVERNMENT GOT THE ALIEN

THAT MEANS THEY KNEW ABOUT THE ALIENS

BUT IF THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

HOW DO THEY THINK THE ALIENS GOT BEATEN

ON THE EARTH I KNOW THE HUMANS KNOW ABOUT GODZILLA

AND THE OTHER KAIJU
kaizou: (zzz make ex-girlfriends confused)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
🤣🤣🤣

WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME

GODZILLA IN MY WORLDLINE IS DIFFERENT FROM THE GODZILLA HERE

BUT I HAVE TO HEAR THIS
kaizou: (zzz sexual harassment is simple)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN BE A KAIJU AND A MUTANT OR JUST A KAIJU OR JUST A MUTANT

DID HE CALL YOU A KAIJU

YOU'RE NOT BIG ENOUGH

NEITHER AM I RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
HE WAS PROBABLY HOPING IT

I THINK HE MISSES OTHER KAIJU

LIKE YOU MISS OTHER TURTLES
kaizou: (zzz international geopolitics)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
OH I THOUGHT YOU DID

I DON'T KNOW HOW TURTLES FEEL ABOUT THEIR FAMILIES

LIKE IF YOU'RE FRIENDS OR NOT

DEPENDS ON THE SPECIES MOST OF THE TIME
kaizou: (zzz a renaissance for dictatorships)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S PRETTY COMMON

I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT MY ORIGINAL SPECIES BUT I THINK WE WERE THE SAME

NOW THIS WHOLE PLACE GETS TO BE YOUR TERRITORY UNLESS YOUR FAMILY COMES
kaizou: (zzz make ex-girlfriends confused)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR BRAIN SOUNDS LIKE IT MUST BE A PRETTY INTERESTING ONE
kaizou: (zzz artists of the universe unite)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
EVERYONE THINKS THEIR OWN BRAIN IS INTERESTING RIGHT

OR ELSE YOU'D GET BORED OF YOURSELF

THAT'D BE THE WORST
kaizou: (zzz public education is degrading)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
EVEN THOUGH YOU NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP YOUR HANDS BUSY RIGHT NOW

WHAT HAPPENED ANYWAY

SOMETHING BAD

I GUESS ACTUALLY A LOT OF BAD THINGS HAPPENED NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
kaizou: (zzz stay excellent)

[personal profile] kaizou 2025-03-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
OH IS THAT TURTLE MATING SEASON

DO TURTLES HAVE MATING SEASON

THE INTERNET SAYS IT IS

ONE SEC I'M WATCHING THESE VIDEOS OF IT

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