TEXT | BONUS XMAS MINGLE

[synfluxmods]

[ The moment the clock strikes 12 midnight to usher in Christmas Day, a hoard of delivery drones will be activated throughout the base. They enter each Outsider's room or finds them where they might be and drops a gift off into their hands. Some Outsiders who have been gifted a paid subscription or virtual gift will receive this gift in their oculars instead.

Each gift was individually chosen. Please refer to this table to see what your character will receive! (If we have missed anyone, please contact us on the mod contact page.)

There's a brief note from Captain Yamakawa. ]


My Angels of LILITH,

I know we haven't made it easy on you during your stay here, but please know that we truly, genuinely appreciate your service and what you have done to protect our world from the impending threats. Please take this gift as a token of LILITH's appreciation.

Happy Holidays to you all. Let's hope for a peaceful and fruitful new year.


Sincerely,
Jun Yamakawa

[ Feel free to use this network post to chat about the gifts your characters received. Happy Holidays everyone!! ]

Comments

@rasgulla | text

[peoplewatch]

Is this right?

I received someone's prescription for ... Xanax? [ what the fuck is that ]

@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

You mean to tell me they were handing out drugs to some people?

[ and HE didn't get any??? ]

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

Clearly they're trying to tell you something.

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

Guess someone told LILITH you needed a chill pill, heh~

@MARIMO

[zororo]

Are you ill?

@loremipsum

[undrowned]

Huh. What does it do? Have you tried it?

IT'S CHRISTMASTIME @ BRIMSTONE

[kaizou]

[Sorry to everyone in Brimstone shortly after midnight on Christmas morning, who is getting these things hurled repeatedly against their closed doors as Gigan throws them all up and down the hallway with glee.

(The ruckus could easily get the attention of anyone outside of Brimstone within earshot, too.)

Happy holidays, LILITH!]

[intertwinedfates]

[Yato was only going for cocoa when the Chickens of Hell Symphony starts, serenading his ears. It's a veritable cacophony of screams, making him cringe and wince as he makes his way over to see who the culprit is.

...ah. That explains everything. No further explanation is required. Though he's giving Gigan an exasperated look as he assaults his teammates' doors with the chickens.]

Got yourself a fun present, huh?

[That's the only explanation he can think of for the sudden barrage.]

[kubricks]

[Just a very unamused look from her when she opens her door to see what sort of screeching apocalypse is going on outside.

Her dog on the other hand is much more entertained by this, running out to try and grab one of the screaming chickens.]

[bluestar]

[ as one of those chickens is ready to strike at a random door, aoko flings it open and fires a blue bullet of pure energy out from her palm. she's also in her comfy pajamas and wraps in a blanky around her shoulders. turns out the door is her room, which already has a few chickens flung attached. ]

Hey!

[wheft]

[ this big guy really out here attacking women on christmas :/

brimstone women in particular, because the eponymous redhead herself opens the door to check out the racket only to have said racket smack her on the face?! ]

You again?!

[ again??? ]

[thundercrashes]

[Manjoume's door swings open, eye twitching in annoyance at the barrage of awful noise.]

Do you mind?! Some of us are trying to sleep!

[harboredfeelings]

[ There is no peace in Brimstone. None at all. Kaga is one of many victims to open her door only to be smacked in the face by a flying chicken.

Her reaction is to sigh the sigh of thr long suffering and pull the shawl around her shoulders a little tighter. ]

Having fun, Gigan?

@nadel, video

[yormama]

[ Sorry to anyone who wasn't expecting to see this worm today, but Yor wanted to show off the present LILITH got for him. So Wormy is decked out in the onesie, like some bizarre, long baby. ]

How wonderful! It fits perfectly.

[ In response to Yor's voice, the Worm coos and...wiggles. ]

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[...Yor. Yor. WTF IS THAT. AND WHY IS IT WEARING A ONESIE??]

It sure looks... [FUCKED UP] ...cozy.

@Destiny video

[intertwinedfates]

[Getting an altar and some mikan?? Double win for Yato! He's totally talking around his snack while making this post.]

If anybody wants the blessings of a god, feel free to leave me an offering at my new altar outside of Everlight 021! Five yen, food, or booze is all welcome!

video

[gimu]

What kind of blessings? Does a different offering gain a different sort of blessing?

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

Anyone know how to read tarot? I'm willing to learn.

@loremipsum

[undrowned]

There might be references for it in the library.

Do you believe in such things? Or is it just something you wish to try?

@hearse

[wheft]

[ another year, another gift from LILITH that is meaningful on paper but actually carries a different, more terrifying connotation to her.

sighs. ]

Is anyone interested in exchanging gifts? I think they should start excluding me from things like these from now on...

@bustermove

[busternaut]

depends. what'd you get?

@BAD DADDY (VIDEO)

[zauneyete]

[ Currently, he's shoving something red back into a box. ]

Why do they think I'm a grandfather?

[ only silco would be mad about a gift. Which it's really too bad that he's so ungrateful, because the style upgrade seems to shift away from his usual tie and vest to a red sweater over his clothing. It has his face on it, and it says "grandpa".

What a nice gift. ]

@Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe it's your sour expression that's doing it? They say frowning ages you ten years or more!

[Do they, Yato? Do they really?]

Nice sweater, by the way.

( TEXT. ) @MONEY$HOT

[assassinsgreed]

meryry fucking christmas
cnant thank you guys enough fkr all that you do 🙏🙏🙏🍆💦

_{[ Toji as always hates alcohol, but it’s mostly cause he’s never felt anything from it. Time for baby’s first buzz. ]}

@need4speed

[fastpaced]

YOOOOOO THIS RULZ!!!!!
u didnt need 2 but thx

any1 want a xmas chilidog on me or am i gonna eat em all myself

@ SHASH

[gyve]

Are they spicy?

( please god )

@durante; video

[followyourstar]

[No need to adjust your volume! They aren't saying a thing, just holding up the bird clock in one hand, staring at the camera and looking as unamused as someone without a face can.

The hour ticks over and birdsong plays. Apparently it's tits o clock]

[immortalpoet]

[you know he]



[will just say it with all the dreary hoarseness of his voice]





It's tit o clock, Dante.

@starbow

[bluestar]

[ attached to this post is a picture of her ukelele controller and a copy of guitar hero beside it. ]

OK so first of all: thank you for the gift yamakawa-sama, it's very thoughtful of you and i sincerely appreciate the efforts put forth in giving everyone a gift.



now that i got that out of the way because i dont want to seem ungrateful:
how the hell do i even play this??? do i need to buy a console to run this? do i also need a specific tv type?
i don't have a game system! i'm not a gamer!
the game is called GUITAR HERO! this isn't a guitar, it's a ukulele.
(and i am NOT accepting smartass comments about how ukuleles are a type of guitar, do NOT)

can someone better at technology help me figure this out because im from 1989 and i don't know what im doing, ok, thank you!

@MARIMO; video

[zororo]

[ a short sequence of the map he got from LILITH showing the red dot moving. his grumpy voice: ]

Why does the treasure keep moving? I get that X doesn't always mark the spot, but how is anyone supposed to find it when it keeps running away?

[ somebody doesn't understand the purpose of his gift... ]

@Goldilocks

[likemybooks]

This is incredible! Thank you so much for this lovely and thoughtful present!

[Taryon attaches a photo of himself posing with a lego technic steam train kit. The box is unopened; he's just so happy to get to build something.]

@vessel

[eyescar]

[ A shout that can be heard from across the base, probably - ]

JENNIFER LAWRENCE -