TEXT | BONUS XMAS MINGLE

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[ The moment the clock strikes 12 midnight to usher in Christmas Day, a hoard of delivery drones will be activated throughout the base. They enter each Outsider's room or finds them where they might be and drops a gift off into their hands. Some Outsiders who have been gifted a paid subscription or virtual gift will receive this gift in their oculars instead.

Each gift was individually chosen. Please refer to this table to see what your character will receive! (If we have missed anyone, please contact us on the mod contact page.)

There's a brief note from Captain Yamakawa. ]


My Angels of LILITH,

I know we haven't made it easy on you during your stay here, but please know that we truly, genuinely appreciate your service and what you have done to protect our world from the impending threats. Please take this gift as a token of LILITH's appreciation.

Happy Holidays to you all. Let's hope for a peaceful and fruitful new year.


Sincerely,
Jun Yamakawa

[ Feel free to use this network post to chat about the gifts your characters received. Happy Holidays everyone!! ]

Comments

[zauneyete]

[ He hates this. ]

We're getting ahead of ourselves. I've not been promoted.

[ HE BETTER NOT BE. ]

[busternaut]

you've been upgraded from "daddy" to "grandpa". sure sounds like a promotion to me.

[tee hee!]

[zauneyete]

I don't think you understand how this happens, do you?

[ don't make him do this... ]

[busternaut]

[Dearka stares at this message. Does....... Does silco think he doesn't actually understand how someone becomes a grandpa??????????? That's...

...Absolutely hysterical.]

....how what happens?

[oh, he'll make him do this. for the bit.]

[zauneyete]

[ look, he doesn't know you kids!! how old is he? 16? (no)

He rolled his eyes. ]

Go look it up. I'm not here to educate you.

[busternaut]

[GOD Silco, you're no fun at all!!]

Everyone knows you can't believe everything you read! Not on the internet, not in a book... Without your help, I'll never reach the illustrious rank of Grandpa.

[zauneyete]

[ He NEVER wants to make people happy. ]

What state your world's educational system must be in, to be poorer than ours. Even children know the answer to this.

[busternaut]

[God dammit. Well the bit is no longer worth keeping up with if it means giving the wrong idea about his bougie space colony homeland!!!]

Nah, I'm just messing with you. You can join the military and hold public office at 15 on PLANT. It'd be kind of fucked up if we somehow had people going off and doing all that while not even knowing where babies come from.

[zauneyete]

So do you enjoy playing at ignorance? I can think of no other reason.

[ Now he's fucking with him. ]

[busternaut]

Only when it's funny!

[Does he realize he's quoting Roger Rabbit? No, he does not. He's probably never even seen that movie.]

[zauneyete]

[ Silco's face in the screen is so. fucking tired. ]

I see. Well, it's clearly not, so sorry.

[ why is everyone under 30 like this ]