TEXT | BONUS XMAS MINGLE

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[ The moment the clock strikes 12 midnight to usher in Christmas Day, a hoard of delivery drones will be activated throughout the base. They enter each Outsider's room or finds them where they might be and drops a gift off into their hands. Some Outsiders who have been gifted a paid subscription or virtual gift will receive this gift in their oculars instead.

Each gift was individually chosen. Please refer to this table to see what your character will receive! (If we have missed anyone, please contact us on the mod contact page.)

There's a brief note from Captain Yamakawa. ]


My Angels of LILITH,

I know we haven't made it easy on you during your stay here, but please know that we truly, genuinely appreciate your service and what you have done to protect our world from the impending threats. Please take this gift as a token of LILITH's appreciation.

Happy Holidays to you all. Let's hope for a peaceful and fruitful new year.


Sincerely,
Jun Yamakawa

[ Feel free to use this network post to chat about the gifts your characters received. Happy Holidays everyone!! ]

Comments

[zauneyete]

[ he hates this ]

Oh let's see...

I could just slit your throat. Oh, or perhaps I would choke the air out of you.

Or maybe I'll get more creative.

[ briefly, he considers one non-violent method. ]

[immortalpoet]

[More creative, he says.]

[There's a brief flicker of thought that he really shouldn't dwell on.]

Don't threaten me with a good time, Silco.

[To all of them.]

[Even the creative option.]

[zauneyete]

[ It's Video so he does that thing, where he stared for a long moment at the camera. Yeah, well. Maybe the more creative option wouldn't be terrible. ]

Hm, what a shame. You stopped already.

I was getting ready to sharpen one of my knives.

[ He sounds like he's joking. Mostly.]

[immortalpoet]

When did I say I'd stop? I simply said you shouldn't threaten me with a good time.




Daddy.

[zauneyete]

[ his teeth grind. He knows verg is doing this on purpose and yet... ]

Oh, it sounds like you want a good time, then. The way you're keeping this up.

I'll be happy to show it to you.

[immortalpoet]

Oh. Am I getting under your skin? I didn't know it was so thin.

[zauneyete]

It isn't.

[ it is. ]

But I made a promise. You can't be upset with me if I hold to it.

[immortalpoet]

A promise? Would that be your gift to me?

[zauneyete]

To cut your throat?

Why, thats quite the gift.

[immortalpoet]

But who will be there to protect you? I guess you'll throw all that money away, hrm...

[zauneyete]

I suppose I'll have to be creative, instead.

[ 😌 ]

[immortalpoet]

And you think being creative will be enough to shut me up? Your arrogance is like nothing else, Silco.

[zauneyete]

Hm, you say arrogance, I say confidence.

I can be very creative.

[immortalpoet]

I'll have to see it to believe it. I don't like people who run their mouths without proof.

[zauneyete]

No?

Have I ever given you an indication that I run my mouth without something to back it up?

[immortalpoet]

Not yet, but there could yet be something to make you lose your appetite.

[zauneyete]

[ just ]

For being creative? Or backing up my own words?

[ He leans forward on camera. ]

I think that's highly unlikely on either account.

[immortalpoet]

As I said, you're an arrogant sort. But sure. Try. If you think you're up for the challenge. I won't be so nice as the last time you took me off my guard.

[#comeatmebro]

[zauneyete]

You were hardly nice at all last time.

[ jesus christ guys ]

That won't dissuade me, though. Guaranteed.

[ A half-laugh. ] Maybe the next time I see you in person, I'll make good on my promise.

[immortalpoet]

Oh believe me. That was nice.

[JESUS CHRIST INDEED. ON HIS BIRTHDAY]

We'll have to see then. Until then? Have yourself a Merry Christmas. Daddy.

[and he just hangs up Bye]