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[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Hehe, thanks! It'll be a riot, I promise you.

But aw, that's sweet. I'm a little messy at times, so mine gets plenty of work sweeping up dried mud and the like.

[intertwinedfates]

[Hehe, he thought that might!]

At least it would be lighter than a lot of other creatures of its size and shape, seeing as how so much of it is feathers. Plus they're pretty adorable no matter what size they are.

[He's all for that as well, truthfully. Some nice, harmless kaiju that they could pet would be a nice change of pace from the killer ones threatening them all the time.]

[soft_shelled]

Well good thing your vote doesn't count here.

[As to the rest well...]

Not all adults, but every mutant we've fought has been like that?

[photosympathies]

i'm sure they enjoy it.

( Vash, they're roombas. )

gives them something to do, right?

[saudadist]

exactly

it'd be wasteful not to use a kaiju like that

[harboredfeelings]

That's sweet actually...

You need someone strict in your life. Otherwise you end up selling your body for pocket change at parties.

[ Sorry Yato she'll keep reminding you of that till the day she dies. ]

[belli]

a pig roast is better.

fried chicken is far too commonplace.

[intertwinedfates]

Can't argue with you there, but fried chicken is a classic tradition for couples where I'm from, alone with a Christmas cake!

[intertwinedfates]

She's done it before, so I think she'd be okay with doing it again.

Uuuugh, why d'you gotta keep bringing that up? It still sounds so wrong!

[At least if she keep reminding him, he'll be less likely to repeat said mistake.]

[intertwinedfates]

No lie! Maybe we'll get lucky and have one of them show up! Then we could celebrate with a nice dinner for all.

[intertwinedfates]

I'm sure they do, too.

[Hey, if some non-sentient objects can gain a spirit, who's to say roombas don't have hearts?]

Exactly! They probably enjoy having a purpose in life.

[intertwinedfates]

Tch. Spoilsport.

Sounds like a mutant thing, in that case. Maybe they're just... more unstable than the average person.

[30storieshigh]

[ Sad Titans mope, frustrated ones blow up rooms. It's good to be scared of them. ]

A strange species. Yet endearing in their own ways 🤷.

This is agreeable and appreciated. The equal exchange of information in such regards will be of mutual benefit ⚖️. My thanks, Friend Yato 👍.

[belli]

leave the fried chicken for the couples to acquire on their own time then.

[harboredfeelings]

Sweet as it is, maybe stop talking about your sex life publicly.

It sounds wrong because it was wrong. You're the only god I know of who's moonlighted as a pleasure boy.

[ This is almost too easy... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Ah, yeah. Guess that would be a good idea... Though the first time was just her working the kinks out of my back. It wasn't sexy.

P-Pleasure boy... When I said I wanted to be a God of Happiness, that's not quite what I had in mind...

[Even if the job description sounds nice??]

[intertwinedfates]

[What do happy ones do? Wear party hats and hold party blowers??]

Very much so. It's those endearing traits that make me want to protect and guide them as best I can.

Hehe, sounds good! I'm always happy to help. 😊

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, that'd probably be best. Though this is all hypothetical, of course. As much as I wish there was a way to request certain kaiju, we're stuck with whatever crops up.

[photosympathies]

It sounds like a nice simple life. I wouldn't mind being a roomba.

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe a little too simple. I'd think bumping into things would get old after a while.

[photosympathies]

i do that anyway!!!

[saudadist]

if only

we'd have to go all out to take it out

[belli]

alas.

[soft_shelled]

I kind of doubt it? I mean, my family and I aren't all "let's commit crime" about things?

[Donnie will never admit his own violent streak, though.]

[lovebombing]

Though...




What if there were a thousand of them