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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


️‍🔥 HOT OR NOT: DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE NEO TOKYO'S HOTTEST OUTSIDER? ️‍🔥


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Comments

[intertwinedfates]

The Hiyori Iki Scale of Delicious Dudes! [Pulled that out his ass, for sure.]

It's the official rating system of the best girl ever! Like the Richter Scale, it rocks my world!

[wwtd]

[ DELICOUS.........

DUDES..........

his scent was pretty good as a teen ]

You made it an "official" rating system?

[ but she's laughing somewhere on break because he's so RIDIUCLOUS what else can she fucking do tbh ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Too bad he doesn't have that yummy godly smell to him anymore, huh.]

That's right! Now, if you rate anybody else, they'll have to beat that score to win!

[Win WHAT is the question... Hiyori's heart, maybe? Most handsome guy award??]

[wwtd]

[ sM eLLs NiC e ]

Seems like a hard score to beat.

What's the prize for winning?

[intertwinedfates]

[OM NOM NOM GOD MEAT BUNS]

That's the idea~!

Your hand in marriage?

[hE'S DOING IT AGAIN]

[wwtd]

[ JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!!!!!!! ]

It's 2277, we don't win hands in marriage anymore.

[intertwinedfates]

[THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME!]

Can I win the rest of you? Or at least the lips? They're so soft-looking and pretty~

[wwtd]

[ is he DRUNK AGAIN ]

You can win a WISH

or something.

[ whatever the human version is. FAVOR. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Nope, just stupid]

Alright!! I'm gonna win no matter what!

[eVEN IF HE HAS TO MAIM THE OTHER CONTESTANTS when did this become a contest??]

[wwtd]

[ Rule #1 NO MAIMING ]

How did this become a contest

[ spoilers: he wins ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Aw... Well, he doesn't have Sekki here, either, so it's fine. Maybe he can just... cover them with paint or something.]

When you decided to score me~ I wanna be the best in your eyes.

[An upfront admission?? Not that it's surprising.]

[wwtd]

[ NO PAINT. ]

You might as well just make a wish now then

[intertwinedfates]

[DAMMIT.]

Really? Then I wish fooooooooor

me and Hiyori to go out on a romantic date! [So easy to please.]

[wwtd]

[ YATO..........

well then. hiyori iki doesn't go back on her word. ]

Your wish has been heard loud and clear.

[intertwinedfates]

[O-Oh... She actually used his saying. Coming from her, it's even more magical.]

Hehe. Thanks, Hiyori. I just want to spend some more time with you. Maybe I can treat you to a proper dinner somewhere.

[wwtd]

[ learned from the best ]

I'm kind of in the mood for ramen after work, if you're not busy?

[ l i s t e n

ramen is still a proper dinner. SHE ATE IT IN COLLEGE. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Hiyori... QQ]

I'm not busy, but wouldn't you want something more substantial? You work so hard and keep busy so much that you need to make sure you have complete meals.

[THAT'S COLLEGE FOOD, HIYORI. Not what grown, working adults should be chowing down on on a regular basis!]

[wwtd]

[ IT'S STILL GOOD? it's not like she's talking about the package kind you let sit for 3 minutes. ........ but she's had that, too. call her hiyoto. believe it. sometimes you merely need fuel and then you're back to studying.




he's right, though. she just didn't want him to spend too much on her. ]

Ramen has most of the major food groups. I like it! And it's a Japanese staple.

Okay, what would you recommend for me?

[intertwinedfates]

[TRUE AND TRUE. The good, restaurant kind does have more to it than just noodles and broth, thankfully. Meat and veggies, like a young lady human needs.

He had a feeling it was something like that, although it's understandable given how his financials tend to be. One good thing is he hasn't spent much since arriving, so there's still a fair bit left in the bank.]

If that's what you want and are in the mood for, I won't argue.

But for the sake of the argument we're not having, I'd recommend steak and fries! With a salad to go with it!

[wwtd]

[ hey, right now? he needs it, too. with his more mortal body.

STEAK IS EXPENSIVE, YATO. ]

Fries are so unhealthy. [ she's laughing. but they are also sooo delicious. not that ramen is much better. ]

I'll get fries if we share.

[intertwinedfates]

[This is true. He tends to forget about that fact. At least it's not a completely human body? So going without food won't kill him, thankfully. He may or may not have been eating since arriving...

BUT IT'S DELICIOUS. AND PROTEIN!]

Tch, yes, Dr. Iki. [He's teasing. Fries are only unhealthy if consumed in large quantities!]

Sounds good to me! We can split dessert, too, if you want.

[He may be thinking dorky romantic things, like two straws, one shake.]

[wwtd]

[ yato eat a damn sandwich ]

If I had a gold star sticker, I'd give it to you. [ ⭐ ]

Okay, I can't say no to dessert. [ even if he might have to be the one to carry her back to base. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[But he wants to save money~]

Don't tease me like that! I might actually want one. [:<]

Hehe~ Sounds good! I'll pick you up shortly before dinner time, then. [He can manage that much. She's not that heavy.]

[wwtd]

[ that is not worth starving yourself mentally noting him wanting a gold star. maybe when he comes to get her, she'll have found one- ]

I might be working a bit late, so call me when you get here.

[intertwinedfates]

[But it's effective! That would make him the happiest, dorkiest god around, no lie. He's a simple man sometimes.]

Alright. Though you know you don't have to work QUITE as hard as you did back home, right? No need to overwork yourself, okay?