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elysium ([personal profile] transmit) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-07-19 06:45 am

01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS

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intertwinedfates: happy talk (112)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a quick study, it must be said! It's just a matter of forming habits based on his newfound knowledge. Like asking Hiyori what kinds of things she likes rather than assuming she will. Capyper Land fireworks, anybody?

But yeah, he's never been subtle about his feelings. They've established as much.]


Oh... So it's still something you wouldn't mind. ...right? [He's gonna get them bentos and then they can proceed to cUTELY FEED EACH OTHER for funsies.]
wwtd: happy, confused (even if you ask me)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ it'll go a loooong way toward showing her he means what he says ]

I've never done it before, so it's still a little embarrassing to think about.

But I don't think I would mind it.


[ hiyori imagining... tossing grapes in each other's mouths or something fun and HE JUST WANTS HER TO FEED HIM ]
intertwinedfates: anime dork (Limonium)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He will do his best! 💪]

But exciting, yeah? The thrill of trying something new?

Then I'll feed you and you can feed me next time we have lunch! I'll bring the meals~!


[Hey, now he wouldn't be adverse to that, either. He's always up for fun and games and being silly. Just look at him!]
wwtd: happy, calm, worry (moron (affectionate))

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, something is exciting about trying something new.

[ like POLE DANCING ]

Is this one of those things you really want to do and haven't gotten a chance yet?
intertwinedfates: happy dork (173)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?? That's why I wanna give everything a go eventually!

[TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR NEW HOBBY, HIYORI]

Sure is! Me and Kofuku tried it once but I ended up choking on an octopus sausage. [because bad luck binbougami]
wwtd: comic, shock (what is goin on here)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MAYBE LATER.

BUT THE WAY SHE FACEPALMED....... THOSE TWO ARE SO DISASTROUS ]


Okay! Okay, I get it. We can feed each other.

With soft foods, just in case. Like pudding.
intertwinedfates: blush smile dork (228)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[DISASTER X CALAMITY OTP]

That could work! Although I'm sure it'd be fine unless you've sudden become cursed with bad luck.

[In which case he'll go on a grand quest to break said curse and free Hiyori of her bad luck of stubbing her toes or stepping on Legos!]
wwtd: happy, calm (prayge)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THE WORST PAINS. high tech lego must be terrible to step on ]

Not to my knowledge.

Besides, a God of Fortune would negate any bad luck.
intertwinedfates: blush talk (120)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lego meets Roomba: the pieces skitter about, getting in your way.]

Of course! You can even rub my balls like a tanuki's for good luck if you need to!

[dunk him now, hiyori]
wwtd: comic, shock (WIND BLOWS)

1/3

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .................. ]
wwtd: comic, angry (GLOOM)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ your saving grace, yato, is that this IS TEXT ]
wwtd: blush (don't look at me)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yato.

Please reread what you sent me and think about it a little more.
intertwinedfates: blush (107)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that they're not sharing physical space, right.]

Huh?

[Give him a minute.

♪♫♪♫

Okay.]


M

Maybe that wasn't the best way of phrasing it.
wwtd: blush, comic (I DEMAND [REDACTED])

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE RUBBING HIS BALLSDGKLDSLGKSDLK

SHE'S AT WORK SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE THINKING OF DOING THAT. SHE'S A DOCTOR. THINK OF IT!!! CLINICALLY!!!











IT'S NOT WORKING ]


DO YOU THINK?
intertwinedfates: blush (216)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[IF SHE DOES IT ENOUGH MAYBE THEY'LL BE AS SHINY AS BRASS--






He's doomed them to being awkward for a while now, hasn't he.]


I JUST MEANT THAT

YOU KNOW

UGH


[Pardon him a few minutes while he flails about on his bed and buries his face in his hands. NOW HE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL WHAT IF--

DOCTOR IKI PHYSICAL

hALP]
wwtd: blush, comic, angry (OFFENDED GASP)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GOLD LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS COINS.

no she'll get over it


probably. for now, ]


I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT AND IT'S MEANT AS GOOD LUCK BUT

WE JUST STARTED


[ this thing!! they're doing!!!

DOCTOR IKI PHYSICALKDGJLDSKJG SIR!!!!!!!! ]
intertwinedfates: dork nom (221)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[BALLS OF STEEL 🦾

He'll take more time to get past what his brain is now thinking. HIS THOUGHTS WERE PURE AND INNOCENT REGARDING HER, NOW THEY'RE ALL LEWD AND ALSKJDFSKLD]


I KNOW I'M SORRYYYYY

LET'S JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION OKAY


[He'll even shelve the idea of feeding each other if they can just pretend that they didn't openly discuss rubbing hisdslkdjfl]
wwtd: calm (obligatory back view)

[personal profile] wwtd 2024-07-20 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WERE?? THEY?? THO??? ah, right, he's from songerein.

yato, that's a very taboo word. The Taboo Word.

she doesn't want to forget again.

and she can't work like this. rubbing yato's BALLS and him telling her to forget? no. as soon as she gets a minute, after a checkup on a patient, she's taking her break and will lay down on a cot in an empty room with her arms over her eyes. yato doesn't get an immediate response or... a response, period.

deep breaths. breathing exercises. in through the nose, out through the mouth. ]
intertwinedfates: sad (23)

[personal profile] intertwinedfates 2024-07-20 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sweet innocent Hiyori there, sweet adult Hiyori here.

Oh.

Oh no. He used the bad word. The four-letter word even if it's six. He got so wrapped up in everything he dIDN'T THINK. AGAIN. Today is just one of those days where he's putting his foot in his mouth left, right, and center.

Only (very) belatedly does it dawn on him why she hasn't responded, at which point he lets out a loud groan and throws himself face-first into bed, covering his head with a pillow.

Stupidstupidstupid--

He's definitely gonna have to make it up to her. Probably by bringing her dinner and leaving it at the reception desk for her, along with a note reading "I'm sorry." He won't be there to see her, but at least she'll have food for tonight, however long she decides to work.]