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01 🕊️ TEXT / @ANONYMOUS
[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]
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the odds are against him]Of course, you do.
Why?
[ it is
better than a straight-up no ]
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When are they not?]Because it's a staple of romantic fiction! It shows how much love one person has for another and it's cute besides!
[At least he's honest about where he's getting these kooky ideas from??]
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If you think it's cute, that's one thing.
Yato, do you get all your ideas of romance from fiction?
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It is!
[.....]
Not ALL of them. [Just... most.] Isn't reading and watching the things humans create a good way to learn about them?
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I'm not saying it isn't! But romance is much more nuanced. What one person likes isn't always what another person likes. You have to get to know the person you're in or want to be in a relationship with.
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As is the fact that what she's saying is like, earth-shattering news to him. Hang on a minute while he digests this information.]
It is? [This explains so much. It's like a light has been shone upon him...!] Okay then. What about you? Do you think feeding each other is cute and sweet?
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she is floored but also impressed?? at how immediately he applies this new knowledge. in a daze, hiyori puts the pieces together that yato is admitting he wants a relationship with her.
but she already knew that. ]
Well, yeah, it can be for other couples. I think if it were me though, I would find it more fun and silly. Which is just as good.
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Capyper Land fireworks, anybody?But yeah, he's never been subtle about his feelings. They've established as much.]
Oh... So it's still something you wouldn't mind. ...right? [He's gonna get them bentos and then they can proceed to cUTELY FEED EACH OTHER for funsies.]
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I've never done it before, so it's still a little embarrassing to think about.
But I don't think I would mind it.
[ hiyori imagining... tossing grapes in each other's mouths or something fun and HE JUST WANTS HER TO FEED HIM ]
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But exciting, yeah? The thrill of trying something new?
Then I'll feed you and you can feed me next time we have lunch! I'll bring the meals~!
[Hey, now he wouldn't be adverse to that, either. He's always up for fun and games and being silly. Just look at him!]
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[ like POLE DANCING ]
Is this one of those things you really want to do and haven't gotten a chance yet?
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[TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR NEW HOBBY, HIYORI]
Sure is! Me and Kofuku tried it once but I ended up choking on an octopus sausage. [because bad luck binbougami]
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BUT THE WAY SHE FACEPALMED....... THOSE TWO ARE SO DISASTROUS ]
Okay! Okay, I get it. We can feed each other.
With soft foods, just in case. Like pudding.
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That could work! Although I'm sure it'd be fine unless you've sudden become cursed with bad luck.
[In which case he'll go on a grand quest to break said curse and free Hiyori of her bad luck of stubbing her toes or stepping on Legos!]
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Not to my knowledge.
Besides, a God of Fortune would negate any bad luck.
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Of course! You can even rub my balls like a tanuki's for good luck if you need to!
[dunk him now, hiyori]
1/3
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Please reread what you sent me and think about it a little more.
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Huh?
[Give him a minute.
♪♫♪♫
Okay.]
M
Maybe that wasn't the best way of phrasing it.
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SHE'S AT WORK SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE THINKING OF DOING THAT. SHE'S A DOCTOR. THINK OF IT!!! CLINICALLY!!!
IT'S NOT WORKING ]
DO YOU THINK?
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He's doomed them to being awkward for a while now, hasn't he.]
I JUST MEANT THAT
YOU KNOW
UGH
[Pardon him a few minutes while he flails about on his bed and buries his face in his hands. NOW HE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL WHAT IF--
DOCTOR IKI PHYSICAL
hALP]
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no she'll get over it
probably. for now, ]
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT AND IT'S MEANT AS GOOD LUCK BUT
WE JUST STARTED
[ this thing!! they're doing!!!
DOCTOR IKI PHYSICALKDGJLDSKJG SIR!!!!!!!! ]
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He'll take more time to get past what his brain is now thinking. HIS THOUGHTS WERE PURE AND INNOCENT REGARDING HER, NOW THEY'RE ALL LEWD AND ALSKJDFSKLD]
I KNOW I'M SORRYYYYY
LET'S JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION OKAY
[He'll even shelve the idea of feeding each other if they can just pretend that they didn't openly discuss rubbing hisdslkdjfl]
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yato, that's a very taboo word. The Taboo Word.
she doesn't want to forget again.
and she can't work like this. rubbing yato's BALLS and him telling her to forget? no. as soon as she gets a minute, after a checkup on a patient, she's taking her break and will lay down on a cot in an empty room with her arms over her eyes. yato doesn't get an immediate response or... a response, period.
deep breaths. breathing exercises. in through the nose, out through the mouth. ]
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