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[ During one of the lulls between storms, a certain individual may or may not be losing his mind. Welcome to the network's first anonymous post! What better way of breaking in the function than… drum roll… ]


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[intertwinedfates]

[But he wants to save money~]

Don't tease me like that! I might actually want one. [:<]

Hehe~ Sounds good! I'll pick you up shortly before dinner time, then. [He can manage that much. She's not that heavy.]

[wwtd]

[ that is not worth starving yourself mentally noting him wanting a gold star. maybe when he comes to get her, she'll have found one- ]

I might be working a bit late, so call me when you get here.

[intertwinedfates]

[But it's effective! That would make him the happiest, dorkiest god around, no lie. He's a simple man sometimes.]

Alright. Though you know you don't have to work QUITE as hard as you did back home, right? No need to overwork yourself, okay?

[wwtd]

[ FEEDS HIM WITH HER MOUTH get ready she's gonna stick it to your forehead ]

That's not true. If anything, I have to work harder than ever.

I'll see you tonight. I'm off around 7.

[ they can talk about whatever (him not eating, hiyori working too hard), then. on their ~fIRST DAte~ ]

[intertwinedfates]

[BABY BIRD YATO AND HIYOYO He will wear it with pride!!]

Why? Because this world is in worse shape? You need to take care of yourself first, Hiyori.

[That much he's adamant about, date or no date.]

Sounds good. That's a reasonable hour. I was afraid you were gonna tell me midnight or something!

[wwtd]

[ yes, because this world is practically on the brink. ]

I am taking care of myself.

[ just like him. although she might be better about eating than he is

he can't see it, but she looks guilty because... midnight isn't unheard of but she doesn't want to do that to him. if there's anything pressing, she can go back. ]

I wouldn't make you wait until midnight for dinner, Yato.

[intertwinedfates]

[Still no excuse to run herself ragged.]

You better be. Unless you want to end up sick and with me as your nurse. I won't leave you alone for a minute if that happens!

[That's a threat and a promise all in one.

Guess he'll just have to go back to his usual routine of stalking her here and there to make sure she doesn't overdo it. He can manage that much in between his civilian work and kaiju missions.]

It's YOU I'm worried about waiting so long to eat.

[wwtd]

[ no excuse not to eat either but HERE WE ARE ]

You'd probably be a pretty good nurse, though.

[ so

nothing unusual ]

Yato, I'm okay. [ she doesn't hit send quite yet and tacks on this in small moment of confiding in him. ] Sometimes, I may forget because I get busy but I always get something to eat afterward.

[intertwinedfates]

[HERE WE ARE, TWO GROWN ADULTS WITH TERRIBLE DINING HABITS]

You think so?

[He's genuinely surprised by that. Pleasantly so. It's almost enough to keep him from sighing at her next comments. Almost.]

Tch. That's it. From now on I'm bringing you lunch or dinner. Every day. You can't go skipping meals! You'll pass out!

[wwtd]

[ IT'LL BE FINE THEY'RE GETTING DINNER ]

Yeah. You're overbearing and awkward but you care about people. That's the important part.

[ and here's a perfect example: offering to bring her food. ]

What? Every day?! What about your job?

[intertwinedfates]

[LET'S HOPE THEY GO FOR MORE THAN NOODLES EVEN IF IT'S NOT STEAK]

Heh... You sure don't pull any punches still, do you?

[Maybe he could get a job as a nurse or helper in the hospital if his private investigator job doesn't work out. They could be coworkers!]

I'll come during my lunch hour. Or after work, depending on whether you need lunch or dinner.

[wwtd]

[ yeah the rest of the meal is in her room yato ]

Not with you.

[ hey she told vash that hospitals need body guards but especially with kaiju attacks at a moment's notice ]

I'll agree to this.

Only if you're going to eat with me. I can't have you bring me lunch or dinner and have you skip your own.

[intertwinedfates]

[o mai]

I'm glad. I wouldn't like it if you treated me with kid gloves.

[That wouldn't be too different from what he'd hoped he'd be doing in the future for her, so hey. He'd just be patrolling for kaiju instead of ayakashi.]

Don't be stubborn. Gods don't require food. Why waste precious resources on someone who doesn't need it?

[wwtd]

The only gloves I wear is kick boxing.

[ ........ why did she say that IGNORE THAT ]

I'm not being stubborn. [ UGH YATO youdslgkjsldkgs ]

I just want to eat with you.

[ kinda stubborn ]

[intertwinedfates]

[...okay, that's pretty badass. Make him love you more while you're at it, why don't you, Hiyori.

.......]

Oh.

Well. I guess I can bring a little something for myself, too.

[Guess whose stubbornness wins this round. Yato: 0 Hiyori: 1]

[wwtd]

[ rizzing him up with the violence, catering to his WAR GOD instincts ]

That's better than nothing.

[ that score is missing a lot of points!!! ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Showing him what a TOUGH COOKIE she is!]

I want you to feed me, though.

[Yes, he had to go there. Just because he could. And yes, the score is missing lots of points! It's a fresh start here! Because counting all the canon ones would take forever.]

[wwtd]

[ the odds are against him ]

Of course, you do.

Why?

[ it is

better than a straight-up no ]

[intertwinedfates]

[When are they not?]

Because it's a staple of romantic fiction! It shows how much love one person has for another and it's cute besides!

[At least he's honest about where he's getting these kooky ideas from??]

[wwtd]

[ this makes a lot of sense actually ]

If you think it's cute, that's one thing.

Yato, do you get all your ideas of romance from fiction?

[intertwinedfates]

[Call him out why don't youuuu~ Thank goodness she can't see him blushing furiously.]

It is!

[.....]

Not ALL of them. [Just... most.] Isn't reading and watching the things humans create a good way to learn about them?

[wwtd]

[ but she rated his blush a 10!! ]

I'm not saying it isn't! But romance is much more nuanced. What one person likes isn't always what another person likes. You have to get to know the person you're in or want to be in a relationship with.

[intertwinedfates]

[T-This is true...! It's still embarrassing, tho.

As is the fact that what she's saying is like, earth-shattering news to him. Hang on a minute while he digests this information.]

It is? [This explains so much. It's like a light has been shone upon him...!] Okay then. What about you? Do you think feeding each other is cute and sweet?

[wwtd]

[ Y A T O

she is floored but also impressed?? at how immediately he applies this new knowledge. in a daze, hiyori puts the pieces together that yato is admitting he wants a relationship with her.

but she already knew that. ]

Well, yeah, it can be for other couples. I think if it were me though, I would find it more fun and silly. Which is just as good.

[intertwinedfates]

[He's a quick study, it must be said! It's just a matter of forming habits based on his newfound knowledge. Like asking Hiyori what kinds of things she likes rather than assuming she will. Capyper Land fireworks, anybody?

But yeah, he's never been subtle about his feelings. They've established as much.]

Oh... So it's still something you wouldn't mind. ...right? [He's gonna get them bentos and then they can proceed to cUTELY FEED EACH OTHER for funsies.]