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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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[lovebombing]

And yet you won't allow yourself to see what dog you are

I see how it is..............

[coordination]

Because I don't care about that!

When I see a message like this come up, I'm expecting something actually useful.

[lovebombing]

So what WOULD you see as useful then

[coordination]

Better information about the new allies I'm expected to work alongside. And dog breeds do NOT count for that!

Calls for training, simulation practice? Gathering all of our new arrivals and sorting out what our specialties in combat are and what weaponry they possess so we can apply updated and better plans of attack when we need to sortie.

1/2

[lovebombing]

Ah a person of all business I see!

You have your priorities straight. You're right. These are hard times these days my friend. You should have the right to get all the intel you can handle. I'm a man who also prides the value of information! We'll get along just fine!

2/2

[lovebombing]

Also you're this dog I've decided this now

[coordination]

[ Yzak feels that pride in himself and his dedication to work and his priorities swell up in his chest at that first message. Okay, maybe this guy DOES get it even though he still thinks this whole thing is silly. And maybe he was just—

And then that second message comes in. And so much for mister I 'I don't care about this' because now he's PERSONALLY OFFENDED! ]

Okay this whole thing is stupid but I would NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!

[lovebombing]

The vibes are exactly the same, fam



Look in your mirror and believe that it's true!

[coordination]

That thing is HIDEOUS!

I do not have those vibes!!

[ It's literally him. ]

[lovebombing]

Awwwww

I think it's cute!

It's very attentive! It's looking out for all the bad things! Staying on top of any threats coming its way

It's you

[coordination]

[ Somehow he thinks he's being bullshat a little here.

Yet ... those words ... they ARE very true when it comes to him. Attentive, on the lookout, ready to fuckin fight.

Both feelings tug at one another. ]

Whatever! I don't even care about this anyway!!

[lovebombing]

Yes, yes, you care about properly getting to know your fellow team members!

What would you like to know about me? Ask away, I won't skimp on the details

[coordination]

Your name? What experience are you bringing to the mission; do you fight? Or is your skillset focused on non-combat areas?

[lovebombing]

The name's Sampo Koski! At your service!

I do fight but....I'd rather not? I mean, I'm not some grand hero on the frontlines, here! But if I have to...well, I guess I gotta

[coordination]

Lieutenant Colonel Yzak Jule.

[ It's only proper to offer his own name back after asking. ]

Wars require more fighting than just that on the frontlines. And those positions are just as important to success. But it's good to be adaptable depending on what needs to be done.

Have you been here for long? Or are you new, like I am?

[lovebombing]

A person of the military! How prestigious.

And you're right about that! How smart you are. I'm happy where I am. Sometimes it benefits everyone to work from behind the stage to put on the show so to speak

I'm very new! Hello, fellow newbie

[coordination]

Going by the way you put it, stagehands actually are as responsible and important for a show to function as those up front. [ But really he needs to not keep up with the play and stage metaphors because that's way too close to the things his own actually-fucking-crazy commander used to say. ]

What is it you prefer to do, if fighting isn't forced upon you?

[lovebombing]

Wow, see! You really get it! You have no idea how happy that makes me

I'm someone who gets everyone the supplies they need to keep going! That's what I did back in Belobog for the Underworld.

[coordination]

It shouldn't be very hard to get. But as someone in command of my own team I know every single person on board our battleships are equally integral.

That being said, I've already heard that this organization is lacking in some much-needed supplies. Perhaps you can look into that if that's what you excel in.

[lovebombing]

Oh you're a big hotshot leader huh! Must be a lot of weight on your shoulders

Maybe...but then again I am a businessman! So I have to profit, too!

[coordination]

I wouldn't be in the position if I couldn't handle it.

Wouldn't the profit being getting this mission completed faster? And returning to what you'd probably much rather be doing?

not here

[busternaut]

[Dearka's keeping his silence, but he's seeing this and absolutely losing his shit.]

[coordination]

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