text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

text @vessel

[eyescar]

What's your favorite food? anything is fine!
What's your favorite color? blue is nice, but pink is good too, and red
What's your birthday? march 20
What's your nickname? little brother
What city were you born in? sendai
What's your mother's maiden name? idk??
What street did you grow up on? i don't remember

not here

[curingidiocy]

[ SIGHS. Yuji, it seems you will be in need of remedial lessons on phishing messages and scams. He's adding that to the lesson plan. ]

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Is this really the wisest use of your time?

@girlboss

[plagiarists]

before i answer any of these i have 1 question
what's the name of your first pet and what are the last four digits on your credit card?

[ That's two questions and she knows it. ]

@risk

[kubricks]

Unfortunately I can't share confidential information.

It's a pity. I wanted to know the answer.

@rodya

[axethrows]

Come on!! If you are going to scam, do better than that!!!

[girl, don't encourage him-]

[lovebombing]

Sounds like someone doesn't want to know what dog breed they are

@bot

[enkefailin]

None
Red
N/A
Netz
The City
N/A
N/A

Well, I guess I can still do like, half of that.

[lovebombing]

Scam? What are you talking about this is a personality quiz!

text; un: contender

[originbullets]

( He's not sure which is worse: receiving this message through his brain implants, or the fact he's giving this the dignity of a response. )

I think I'm more of a cat, personally.

( He will not elaborate. )

1/2

[lovebombing]

2/2

[lovebombing]

Really, fam? Really.

[lovebombing]

Thank you for taking the quiz! I think you really do match :)

@goddess of death

[queenofkur]

Are you suggesting the Goddess of Death is a breed of dog?

How dare you?! You are fortunate I cannot see you in person!

[curingidiocy]

I don't.

If you are so interested in sorting people by dog breed, why don't you ask LILITH personnel? I'm sure some will indulge you.

[ Read: Ratio wants their research, even if he obtains them by slightly unethical means. ]

[lovebombing]

Might as well take the quiz and try! Even a cat can be a dog!

[lovebombing]

Who is the quiz giver you or me

[eyescar]

woah that's super cute!!
how did you pick it??

[lovebombing]

Are you saying your favorite color is confidential information

[enkefailin]

Hey, I answered 'em honestly and everything.

[have you considered your quiz is focused around people who weren't literally made in a lab? damn.]

Think that little guy does kinda have similar hair though.

[lovebombing]

Huh? What?

Do you not like dogs? They're super cute!

[plagiarists]

have u ever heard about ladies first

[lovebombing]

I have a complicated algorithim behind this quiz which is 99.999999% accurate my friend!

[originbullets]

( There's only one way to make him engage with this. )

@ contender requested K10,000

[lovebombing]

Maybe I want to get to know my fellow teammates more? It's a fun bonding exercise and everything!


Why them anyways