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[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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The dessert is what you're stuck on?

( huh. )

Alright, alright. No more disclosing the juiciest of secrets of Doctor Ratio. We can't risk you forming a fan club here, especially one armed with the knowledge of your favorite food. They'd be unstoppable.

It does not surprise me that you've somehow learned where my primary residence is, for what little time I spend there.

[ Perhaps Aventurine doesn't realize the significance of Ratio sharing such trivial facts about himself. Just like the gambler, there are aspects of himself that he purposefully shows to the world, and some that he keeps quiet on.

In reality, Aventurine is the only person who knows about his peculiar propensity for apple pies, and that he prefers them tart, and as thin slices consumed in at most three bites. ]

If it means they'd be more willing to dispense information, then let them do as they please.

That was in your file.

( and he keeps the details to himself, because he does cherish that concession from ratio. like he shared what his favorite food was -- springbird paprikash, but instead of with egg noodles he preferred it with flatbread. )

I'll keep that fact in mind. Why, I'll become the president of it myself if need be.

[ Ratio doesn't quite remember that little tidbit about Aventurine, but only because he's already noted it down in a private notebook where he usually keeps morsels of information that are worth remembering but likely to slip from his mind. Though he has excellent memory, he is also someone who has a great many things occupying it at all times.

(No one needs to know that he has several pages in that notebook dedicated to Aventurine.) ]

Cease that train of thought immediately. I refuse to associate with any member of this hypothetical fan club.

Haha! Doctor, please-- I'd make sure it was only full of the most devoted fans. We'd gather around, reading a copy of that book about you that you hate and compare and contrast to the real you.

I said cease that thought immediately. What part of my words did you not understand, you fool?? Do you intend on joining the ranks of the idiots whose faces I do not wish to see?

[ He's threatening to wear his plaster bust around Aventurine and never show his face again. As if that's a legitimate threat... ]