clue sharing!! text, un: dsvoid

[voidbound]

Opening this channel to share evidence.

I found an incomplete chess set made out of bone.

Comments

[lifeprice]

A bra.

[photosympathies]

Uh huh, Denji was with me, he can tell you there was no funny business.

[lifeprice]

If Denji was there, there will be funny business.

[photosympathies]

Wow.

We were totally mission focused, I swear!!

( Maybe. )

[lifeprice]

I'm not sure if I believe that.

[photosympathies]

What would we even want with a bra? I only have one boob!

( ... )

Ignore that.

[lifeprice]

I'm not sure if I should.

[photosympathies]

No, it's fine and for a totally normal reason!

[lifeprice]

You're not making me feel confident, Vash.

[photosympathies]

I got into an accident.

( Sort of. A firefight he didn't intend on being a part of can be an accident, right? )

It's fine, the doctor patched me up real good.

[lifeprice]

I hope so. The last thing I want is you hurt, Vash.

[photosympathies]

( Oh. )

I've been real careful here! I haven't lost a body part in an entire year! Well, unless you count the time Godzilla crushed my metal arm, but I don't.

[nutkick]

is this why you don't want to date anyone?
the one boob thing?

[photosympathies]

I don't want to date anyone because I've spent over a hundred years on the run and old habits are really hard to break.

Though I guess the boob thing doesn't help. Nobody wants to cuddle up to a guy half metal, right?

[nutkick]

[ SIGH ... ]

you really gonna make me say it, huh ...

[photosympathies]

( ... )

Say what?

[nutkick]

i'm gonna say this only with platonic intentions. my words hold no sexual desires.
okay???

[ THIS IS IMPORTANT. ]

[nutkick]

hey???!!

[lifeprice]

What?

[nutkick]

don't badmouth your best man!

[lifeprice]

You're not the best man anymore. You're giving me away.

[nutkick]

i can be both.

[lifeprice]

What will Vash do?

[nutkick]

...
ok, i can't take this away from vash.

[lifeprice]

You're still reading your speech.