clue sharing!! text, un: dsvoid

[voidbound]

Opening this channel to share evidence.

I found an incomplete chess set made out of bone.

Comments

[lifeprice]

I'm not sure if I believe that.

[photosympathies]

What would we even want with a bra? I only have one boob!

( ... )

Ignore that.

[lifeprice]

I'm not sure if I should.

[photosympathies]

No, it's fine and for a totally normal reason!

[lifeprice]

You're not making me feel confident, Vash.

[photosympathies]

I got into an accident.

( Sort of. A firefight he didn't intend on being a part of can be an accident, right? )

It's fine, the doctor patched me up real good.

[lifeprice]

I hope so. The last thing I want is you hurt, Vash.

[photosympathies]

( Oh. )

I've been real careful here! I haven't lost a body part in an entire year! Well, unless you count the time Godzilla crushed my metal arm, but I don't.

[lifeprice]

... A year is good enough, then. That's fine.

[photosympathies]

I thought so! It's a good streak.

[lifeprice]

The wedding will be soon, by the way.

[photosympathies]

!!!

How soon? Do you need any help? What can I do?

[lifeprice]

This month, I think. I just want you to be there.

[photosympathies]

And I will be! I'll keep my shirt ironed just in case.

( He will cry though. Weddings do that. )

[nutkick]

is this why you don't want to date anyone?
the one boob thing?

[photosympathies]

I don't want to date anyone because I've spent over a hundred years on the run and old habits are really hard to break.

Though I guess the boob thing doesn't help. Nobody wants to cuddle up to a guy half metal, right?

[nutkick]

[ SIGH ... ]

you really gonna make me say it, huh ...

[photosympathies]

( ... )

Say what?

[nutkick]

i'm gonna say this only with platonic intentions. my words hold no sexual desires.
okay???

[ THIS IS IMPORTANT. ]

[photosympathies]

I hear you.

[nutkick]

you're really good-looking, and you're the type that people would crush on so fast.
i can promise you nobody cares about your lonely boob, or whatever criminal history you have back in your world, they'd still wanna take you to dinner and stuff.

you just tend to cockblock yourself a lot.

[photosympathies]

( ...

Hang on.

...

Hang ...

... On. )

Oh.

( He does not know how to process all of that. Even being here all this time kindness surprises him. So he swallows the lump in his throat instead. )

Thanks, Denji.

You're a real good friend.

[nutkick]

you're welcome.
i won't say this again, so you better remember it!!

it just baffles me that you didn't know ...

[photosympathies]

I just know I'm a little weird, is all.

( It doesn't always put people off. Aodh was real interested in Vash when he was here, but he thought that was some kind of dragon thing. )

And I haven't really been able to stick around long enough in one place to try? So it's just never happened.

[nutkick]

we're all weird, man.
see? again with the dumb excuses.

why are you sooooo scared of trying to be with someone?

[ couldn't they have this conversation in private? JHSDFSDF; ]