ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[gimu]

i don’t know.
maybe 30?
i have never checked.

[vivisexual]

He has grey hair I think he's got to be older than that.

How old are you that you think 30 is grandpa age?

[gimu]

very old
everyone is young except for the ones who are old
like vergilius
and silco
who are older by dint of earning their crotchetiness.

[vivisexual]

Then doesn't that mean you're crotchety too?

[immortalpoet]

i CAN read this you know

[vivisexual]

They you can tell them how old you actually are!

[immortalpoet]

i want to see you guess

[vivisexual]

I think you're either like 55 or something horrible happened to you that made you prematurely age and you're like 27.

[immortalpoet]

i'm 50 so not horrible guesses i guess

[gimu]

oh hello vergilius
how old are you?

[immortalpoet]

guess. again

[gimu]

31

[immortalpoet]

i don't know if i should be flattered or consider how empty your brain is

[gimu]

13

[immortalpoet]

you just switched the numbers around