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[shadowban]

out of curiosity: would you pay to cuddle or nap with a furry animal, if you had the option? if you didn't have to do any cleanup and you're assured they won't have rabies or anything like that.

i've met enough people who seem to want physical comfort of this type, so i thought i might ask.

[ this is a sincere enquiry, please respect his post! ]

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[photosympathies]

I don't remember if it was good or not, 'cos I don't remember being here. But next time I get pizza I'll stop by the konbini and grab some oreos. I wonder if they were whole or I crumbled them up.

He's Great Explosion Murder God Dynamite. A real fun guy!

AND I DIDN'T KNOW. I THOUGHT A RENT BOY WAS A BOY FOR RENT. I'm boy-shaped. And I was letting myself be hired for jobs, you know. It felt logical.

🎀 closing us out!

[shadowban]

i'll join you on your trip to the konbini. documenting experiments is an important part of learning, even if we're learning from ourselves.

[ and also: he wants to witness what oreo pizza tastes like.




and guri-san is truly inescapable, is he? UGH. ]

i don't know if fun is how i would describe him, but please. boy-shaped or otherwise, do not put yourself up for lease. you're worth more than that. just say 'services for hire', maybe?

[ never mind, that sounds just as silly. ]

we'll come up with something, vash-san. don't worry.