text | @kon

[shadowban]

out of curiosity: would you pay to cuddle or nap with a furry animal, if you had the option? if you didn't have to do any cleanup and you're assured they won't have rabies or anything like that.

i've met enough people who seem to want physical comfort of this type, so i thought i might ask.

[ this is a sincere enquiry, please respect his post! ]

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@topknot

[lifeprice]

"Kon", huh?

@ soba ( i'm on my phone but i couldn't resist )

[gorb]

Bored already?

[shadowban]

yeah, kon. is that your name too?

[lifeprice]

No, I'm Hayakawa Aki. I used to summon a Devil named Kon.

always happy 2 c u in the inbox!

[shadowban]

broke, rather. i'm going to need money, i should start saving now.

[ feels like old times! ]

[shadowban]

[ ????? ]

you mean a divine spirit with cursed energy? large wolf, with a mark on its forehead?

[lifeprice]

No. A devil. A fox, to be specific.

[shadowban]

different kon, then.
you're a sorcerer?

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[gorb]

I'll add you to the dinner rotation. I'm making okonomiyaki today. I'll bring you some later.

[lifeprice]

No? Any human can make a contract with a devil if the devil is willing.

[shadowban]

the
dinner rotation?

please let me can help. it's been a while since i made my own food, it'll be good practice.

[ oh, about food— ]

i also can't eat meat.

[shadowban]

[ binding vows. well, this is worrying. ]

and most devils are willing.
so which one are you?
did you make a deal, or did you beat it?

[gorb]

All right, they can be vegetarian.

And it's not really a rotation, I just can never remember how to make for less, so I have to distribute it. ( A lie, he's been doing it on purpose. No one can know. ) You can help. Have you been meditating?

[lifeprice]

I made a contract, until Kon ended it.

[shadowban]

[ ????? this guy... he's a bit alarming, actually. ]

never a good thing when a demon or devil or whatever cursed being tells you no.

what'd you do?

[lifeprice]

He liked me for a long time, actually. I just made him eat something he found disgusting.

[shadowban]

i've been trying, geto-san.

[ which is to say it's not been very successful. he's working on it. ]

are you always making so much all of the time?

[ what's a good way to ask why not share with gojo-sensei? ]

[shadowban]

[ ————— ]

yeah, that'd do it sometimes.

fushiguro megumi. kon's my shikigami.

[lifeprice]

I understand. Do you have others as well?

[gorb]

( Wow, what do you take him for? Of course he's feeding Gojo too. Hence why the "accidental batch cooking" is such a flimsy lie. )

Trying is better than not trying, you're fine.

And once I started cooking again, yes. I was surviving on instant ramen for a while. I don't like the cafeteria.

[shadowban]

a few others. you? how many can you summon?

[lifeprice]

I don't summon any, I have a contract with them. The only ones I have left are Curse and Future.

[shadowban]

i panic a little when it gets quiet, that's all.

[ and megumi doesn't know if it's a trauma response or if he's just losing his mind. ]

and instant ramen is unhealthy. see, this is why i need to bank credits early.

[shadowban]

so there aren't any limits to your contracts?

[ it sounds like cursed spirit manipulation, but using a binding vow instead of exorcising them. it's certainly one way to go about things, come to think of it. ]

what do they look like? i can show you kon if you want to trade information.

[lifeprice]

Devils can make contracts with and request a price. It's up to us if the price is too high or not.

I can show you my version of Kon. I bought something.