text | @kon

[shadowban]

out of curiosity: would you pay to cuddle or nap with a furry animal, if you had the option? if you didn't have to do any cleanup and you're assured they won't have rabies or anything like that.

i've met enough people who seem to want physical comfort of this type, so i thought i might ask.

[ this is a sincere enquiry, please respect his post! ]

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@topknot

[lifeprice]

"Kon", huh?

[shadowban]

yeah, kon. is that your name too?

@ soba ( i'm on my phone but i couldn't resist )

[gorb]

Bored already?

always happy 2 c u in the inbox!

[shadowban]

broke, rather. i'm going to need money, i should start saving now.

[ feels like old times! ]

@nightshitty

[mikoshi]

Doesn't have to be furry. My cat back home was a hairless freak.

This is the land of cat cafes. Can't imagine you'll have too hard a time finding takers.

[shadowban]

[ NOTES THIS DOWN: rabbit cafe idea??? ]

how much would you pay per hour, if you were interested? these rabbits are extremely docile and can follow verbal commands.

@BANKERBOY

[tokakujuho]

You shouldn't post this kind of thing.
All the perverts will come running.

[shadowban]

[ ...oh. that's right, too. ]

i have no qualms about punching perverts. the rabbits, too.

the rabbits can punch perverts, i mean. i don't hit animals.

@nice toy

[fursuit]

depends on the animal

what are the options

[shadowban]

[ oh, heck— ]

dog-wolf or rabbit for now. the rabbit can be plural, if you'd like to hold more than one.

frog and giant bird are options too, but they're not furry.

@R.A.P.H

[redangelofpreventingharm]

definitely, but i don't have a lot of money so i can't

also the animals might be scared of me :(

but what kind do you have????

[shadowban]

i'll accept it on credit, if you're serious.

i have a dog-wolf and some rabbits, too.
why would animals be afraid of you?
are you a pervert?

@Neon Leon (Pardon me, he's a menace)

[makesascene]

[This post is Raph bait.]

Raph, don't just randomly take this dude at his word for animal cuddling!!! you don't even know if its legit.

@ typhoon

[photosympathies]

Wait, you can pay them to let you pet them?! I've been trying to lure cats out of the alley with bites of my sandwich!!

[shadowban]

cats can't really eat bread, and if you're aggressively offering them food they might think you're challenging them.

have you tried offering small bits of raw fish instead?

@pochita

[nutkick]

megumi?
you're back ...

[shadowban]

ah, i'm sorry. i don't have any memories of being here before.

were we friends?

@honorary babygirl

[byoukyu]

What kind of animal are you thinking about? Cats?

[shadowban]

dogs and rabbits, mostly. i can figure cats, but i'm personally more a dog person.

[ megumi does have a cat, if tigers count as cats, but it's— complicated, summoning that one. even though it's been subdued it still snarls at megumi from within his domain. ]

they're your favorite, then? cats, that is?

@MONSTER

[copy]

absolutely! (*´▽`*)
but only if my presence didn't scare them like it usually does with most animals.
although that might not be an issue with yours?

[ They're shikigami so... maybe... Let a senpai dream. ]

[shadowban]

they're as docile as one can expect from any animal that's used to people. if they start to react badly, i'll make sure you're safe.

[ also, as given his name out publicly, megumi's going to assume; ]

we know each other, don't we?

@dsvoid

[voidbound]

Not personally.

But as you can see, many would. Preferably small, though larger dogs are popular pets.

[shadowban]

i have both a large dog and a number of small rabbits. looks like i've got market demand covered.

you don't like animals?

( TEXT. ) un: KENSUKE

[vorous]

_{[ Yes, he’s interested. ]}

What species of animal? Or do you have a variety?

[shadowban]

i have rabbits and a large dog. other animals too, but they're not furry as these ones.

would you like to see them?