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[shadowban]

out of curiosity: would you pay to cuddle or nap with a furry animal, if you had the option? if you didn't have to do any cleanup and you're assured they won't have rabies or anything like that.

i've met enough people who seem to want physical comfort of this type, so i thought i might ask.

[ this is a sincere enquiry, please respect his post! ]

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[gorb]

I think we'd notice if he were. But don't worry, I'll check.

How are you settling in otherwise?

[shadowban]

[ choso-san watched me watch yuji sleep, it was a bonding experience. ]

i spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find where the laundry area is supposed to be. still not sure i actually found it, so i just washed a few things in the locker room sink.

[gorb]

( wow )

A sink is better than nothing, I suppose. I'm free later, if you want a better guide. Though actually, now I think about it, was the first handling of the rabbits a freebie, or do I owe you money?

[shadowban]

opening discount. next time, i'm charging by the minute.

[ he's mostly kidding, but he also won't refuse extra funds. ]

what time will you be free later, geto-san? i wouldn't want to bother you while you're otherwise occupied.

[gorb]

A couple of hours, maybe?

( Don't worry about his unemployed ass. )

But good, be ruthless. If you're using your technique to perform a service then you should make the most of it.

[shadowban]

i honestly thought someone would've attempted a business idea like this before, considering the constant presence of the kaiju. stress management is supposed to be important.

[ #doubt #lotsofdoubt ]

should i bring anything along?

[gorb]

Not unless you think you might need to draw a map?

( He'll bring Megumi a mystery flavoured sodapop, like he does to all the teens. )

[shadowban]

[ is he this predictable, is todo-senpai accurate about him... ]

i did want to, actually. i don't have a tablet for it so i bought myself a notepad and some pencils.

[gorb]

...

All right, bring those then, and we'll do it slowly.

[shadowban]

[ WHY DOES HE FEEL MILDLY JUDGED ]

i'll bring them some other time. i should practice spatial awareness with just cursed energy, anyway.

[gorb]

( TAKE A BREAK. )

Or, consider. Relaxing?

[shadowban]

[ NO!!! ]

that sounds very stressful. please put me to work instead.

[gorb]

We'll stop for tea and you can help me progress my Pokédex.

( That's a task. )

[shadowban]

[ tea and pokemon? ]

which pokemon are you looking for? which game version? are you trying to evolve one in particular?

[gorb]

Pokémon pearl. LILITH gave me my girls' old ds, and it came with only that and Cooking Mama. I need an Uxie.

me with 0 idea about pokemon:

[shadowban]

have you reached snowpoint city? i can handle it from there.

[ geto-san's girls — megumi has had flashes of memory about them. how they died, specifically, and odd, slick satisfaction sukuna has for their making his life easier. ]

i have only completed one pokemon game in my entire life but i fear i have made geto the pokeguy

[gorb]

All right, good.

Tour first, then tea and Pokémon. Please ignore their names.

( His cleffa is called Yuji. Yuta is Mime Jr. Maybe Megumi should be buneary. )

somewhere on base is a gojo feeling rage rising within him (digimon lover)

[shadowban]

[ he will see and silently judge. okkotsu-senpai is honestly not that bad. (and yuji's a bewear in spirit!) ]

i will pretend to be illiterate at geto-san's request.

[ look, a joke! ]

it's the exact reason i have made him a pokemon fan, so they're OPPOSED

[gorb]

( A+ what a good job, kid. )

Thank you, Fushiguro-san. I'll see you later.

🎀 done!

[shadowban]

thank you as well, geto-san. please look after me when we meet.