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[shadowban]

out of curiosity: would you pay to cuddle or nap with a furry animal, if you had the option? if you didn't have to do any cleanup and you're assured they won't have rabies or anything like that.

i've met enough people who seem to want physical comfort of this type, so i thought i might ask.

[ this is a sincere enquiry, please respect his post! ]

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[gorb]

I'll add you to the dinner rotation. I'm making okonomiyaki today. I'll bring you some later.

[shadowban]

the
dinner rotation?

please let me can help. it's been a while since i made my own food, it'll be good practice.

[ oh, about food— ]

i also can't eat meat.

[gorb]

All right, they can be vegetarian.

And it's not really a rotation, I just can never remember how to make for less, so I have to distribute it. ( A lie, he's been doing it on purpose. No one can know. ) You can help. Have you been meditating?

[shadowban]

i've been trying, geto-san.

[ which is to say it's not been very successful. he's working on it. ]

are you always making so much all of the time?

[ what's a good way to ask why not share with gojo-sensei? ]

[gorb]

( Wow, what do you take him for? Of course he's feeding Gojo too. Hence why the "accidental batch cooking" is such a flimsy lie. )

Trying is better than not trying, you're fine.

And once I started cooking again, yes. I was surviving on instant ramen for a while. I don't like the cafeteria.

[shadowban]

i panic a little when it gets quiet, that's all.

[ and megumi doesn't know if it's a trauma response or if he's just losing his mind. ]

and instant ramen is unhealthy. see, this is why i need to bank credits early.

[gorb]

You'll be paid for missions. Some other Outsiders have jobs. Yuji has one, I think.

( He doesn't. Neither does Gojo. Terrible layabouts, the pair of them. )

[shadowban]

i'm already looking at a few, actually. itadori yuji told me he poses for calendars now. i was very surprised.

[ he's shirtless in it. ]

[gorb]

... His job is a calendar model?

( Son!? )

[shadowban]

he showed me the calendar. it was very



the production was nice.

[gorb]

( ...

Somewhere a little pinging sound is going off in Geto's brain, hello. )

I didn't know that. I suppose if there's a need, but he's very young. Maybe I should talk to him.

[shadowban]

[ please clock him less! ]

please, geto-san. i was worried he'd become destitute somehow and had to resort to drastic means.

[gorb]

I think we'd notice if he were. But don't worry, I'll check.

How are you settling in otherwise?

[shadowban]

[ choso-san watched me watch yuji sleep, it was a bonding experience. ]

i spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find where the laundry area is supposed to be. still not sure i actually found it, so i just washed a few things in the locker room sink.

[gorb]

( wow )

A sink is better than nothing, I suppose. I'm free later, if you want a better guide. Though actually, now I think about it, was the first handling of the rabbits a freebie, or do I owe you money?

[shadowban]

opening discount. next time, i'm charging by the minute.

[ he's mostly kidding, but he also won't refuse extra funds. ]

what time will you be free later, geto-san? i wouldn't want to bother you while you're otherwise occupied.

[gorb]

A couple of hours, maybe?

( Don't worry about his unemployed ass. )

But good, be ruthless. If you're using your technique to perform a service then you should make the most of it.

[shadowban]

i honestly thought someone would've attempted a business idea like this before, considering the constant presence of the kaiju. stress management is supposed to be important.

[ #doubt #lotsofdoubt ]

should i bring anything along?

[gorb]

Not unless you think you might need to draw a map?

( He'll bring Megumi a mystery flavoured sodapop, like he does to all the teens. )

[shadowban]

[ is he this predictable, is todo-senpai accurate about him... ]

i did want to, actually. i don't have a tablet for it so i bought myself a notepad and some pencils.

[gorb]

...

All right, bring those then, and we'll do it slowly.

[shadowban]

[ WHY DOES HE FEEL MILDLY JUDGED ]

i'll bring them some other time. i should practice spatial awareness with just cursed energy, anyway.

[gorb]

( TAKE A BREAK. )

Or, consider. Relaxing?

[shadowban]

[ NO!!! ]

that sounds very stressful. please put me to work instead.

[gorb]

We'll stop for tea and you can help me progress my Pokédex.

( That's a task. )