01 | @hearse

[wheft]

Is anyone willing to exchange Christmas gifts with me
I really don't want the one they gave me and I doubt they'd let me return it
If not I'll just burn it or shred it to pieces I don't fucking care

[ attached to the bottom of this post is a picture of a printed sweater. it looks innocuous enough, but... well. it's a lot to unpack honestly, and she'd rather throw out the entire suitcase. ]

Comments

[wheft]

I never said that, tf...

Oh yeah? What kind of books have you written so far?

[plagiarists]

i know you didn't 🫰
i'm writing webnovels, actually
they're available online
my most popular one is a regressor story
it's called "SSSSS-grade Infinite Regressor"

[ She's proud of that title... ]

[wheft]

And what, pray tell, is a Regressor?

[ she's not being a bitch this time it's the first time she ever heard of that term ]

[plagiarists]

a regressor is



read my novel

[ Shameless product placement. ]

[wheft]

Okay? Then gimme.

[ another gift from hsy hehehe ]

[plagiarists]

you want to read it?
for real?
you can read?

[ She's surprised, okay... ]

[wheft]

You think I'm illiterate? Is that really the best you can come up with?

[plagiarists]

don't take it so personally

[ Did she really say that. ]

i need to figure out how to give it to you

[wheft]

Just rewrite the whole thing, damn.

[ like it's hard??? ]

[plagiarists]

i need to do it by hand
it'll end up being AI food otherwise

[ This is a chatgpt hater zone. ]

[wheft]

[ ??? ]

Well, it's no rush. Just give me a summary and I'll tell you if I like it or not.

[plagiarists]

if you want a summary, come to my room.
make sure you're free for a few hours, too.

[wheft]

Is it really that long...?

[plagiarists]

it's a few hundred chapters long and it's still unfinished
if it's too much for you, i'll understand

[wheft]

A few hundred? You think there are people out there with enough attention spans for that?

[plagiarists]

yeah
it's pretty popular too, you know
regression stories are like that
long as fuck

[wheft]

I wouldn't really know. I haven't sat down to read a book in ages, and I don't even know what a regression story even is.

[plagiarists]

it might be too much for you, then...
drop by when you feel like using your brain cell 🫰