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[wheft]

Is anyone willing to exchange Christmas gifts with me
I really don't want the one they gave me and I doubt they'd let me return it
If not I'll just burn it or shred it to pieces I don't fucking care

[ attached to the bottom of this post is a picture of a printed sweater. it looks innocuous enough, but... well. it's a lot to unpack honestly, and she'd rather throw out the entire suitcase. ]

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[plagiarists]

i need to do it by hand
it'll end up being AI food otherwise

[ This is a chatgpt hater zone. ]

[wheft]

[ ??? ]

Well, it's no rush. Just give me a summary and I'll tell you if I like it or not.

[plagiarists]

if you want a summary, come to my room.
make sure you're free for a few hours, too.

[wheft]

Is it really that long...?

[plagiarists]

it's a few hundred chapters long and it's still unfinished
if it's too much for you, i'll understand

[wheft]

A few hundred? You think there are people out there with enough attention spans for that?

[plagiarists]

yeah
it's pretty popular too, you know
regression stories are like that
long as fuck

[wheft]

I wouldn't really know. I haven't sat down to read a book in ages, and I don't even know what a regression story even is.

[plagiarists]

it might be too much for you, then...
drop by when you feel like using your brain cell 🫰