Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

Comments

@hellonurse

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[ monster what........

ignoring that ]

A kaiju that wants to advocate for peace and cohabitation between our species.

[30storieshigh]

A worthy goal.

A confession, living at their scale has made the fleeting nature of their existence seem... cruel 😮‍💨.

As capable of evil as some are, the rest are ambitious, brilliant beings. One thinks they should possess more time to pursue their heart's wants.

[ So the good news about Sad Godzilla is at least he's gotten philosophical again instead of murdery? Hurrah? ]

[intertwinedfates]

[IGNORING WHAT NOW]

And it's humanitarian Hiyori for the win with best kaiju ideas!

Whatcha think such a kaiju would look like, hmm?

@Gisei

[harboredfeelings]

A kaiju that will neuter you, perverted lout.

You're forcing me to agree with a hallucination.

That's not good for you, Yato-chan.

[ ゴゴゴゴ ]

[intertwinedfates]

Okay, maybe I was curious how many bites I'd get, but honestly, I thought SOME people might want to discuss actual fun kaiju ideas?

Like, how hilarious would it be if a giant duck kaiju showed up?

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[ JIIIIIIIIIIII ]

I like the capybara kaiju idea, too. As long as it's nice.

[ friend-shaped ]

Maybe a dog kaiju? They're man's best friend.

[intertwinedfates]

[Yaaaay? At least he hasn't completely given up on humanity, even if a small portion of them were dicks.]

Doesn't it though? Some barely begin to shine before life decides to start taking away from them. If I was a more powerful god, I would grant them an extra hundred years or more.

And maybe that would help them grow enough to not succumb to such evil desires, too. They always get to the cusp of greatness when their in-fighting tears it all down again.

[intertwinedfates]

[Uh oh. It's his personal behavioral correction therapist, come to scold him again...]

Hey! I kept things tame! It was one little mention, nothing more. Everybody else are the ones who wanna go for the kinky shit!

[intertwinedfates]

[It's okay Hiyori, you can be a monster. He'd still go for you~]

Right? Right? How cute would it be if it was just a huuuuge capybara we could all ride around Japan?!

But a dog would be good, too! Like that big red one from the stories!

[photosympathies]

ur not an idiot!!!

do u wanna talk about it?

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[ so romantic. ayakashi hiyori when

WELL at least some people are calling yato out on his shit. scroll up. she'd rather not touch "monster fucking" with the tentacles and shit yato wtf that's rly like banging an ayakashi ]

Cute for you and I, maybe. [ and vash? ] I don't know about cute for other people if it were a King Capybara.[ just like her keychain! ah, she misses that. ]

A big red one?

[intertwinedfates]

Oh no, that's where you're mistaken. Grade A idiot right here. But I am getting better!

Hiyori's been helping me learn to think before acting, and even Eresh is offering to give me lessons!

[photosympathies]

man, u make me wish meryl was here.
she'd fit in with all the awesome ladies we know.
they could meet up and gossip about how dumb we are.

[harboredfeelings]

As if you didn't know what kind of discussion that little mention would draw out.

But you're right, I'm overreacting. Maybe something just "ticked me off".

[ Yato please learn to lock your conversations if you're going to bring her up... ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Maybe for Valentine's Day, as a present!

Hey now, he didn't say he was into any of that sort of thing outside of tails (for obvious reasons.) And if that ayakashi was her, he would bang her in an instant, pending doom and all.]

Really? But they're so adorable... You can stack oranges on their heads!

Yeah! This one!

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[intertwinedfates]

Haha that would be great! A Girls-Only Gossip Club!
I'd suggest we try to make our own guy version, but somehow I can only imagine that devolving into trouble...

@FutureTerror

[kaizou]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TENTACLES HUH

YEAH THAT'D WORK

ANYWAY IF I COULD PICK A KAIJU TO COME

IT WOULD BE MEGALON

MY BEST FRIEND

I WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN

MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY

[intertwinedfates]

Okay, okay! Maybe I thought it might stir up some interesting conversation! Just as an ice breaker, y'know.

....I made you mad again, didn't I?

[Did he talk smack about her somewhere?? He thought he was rather nice about everything he said!]

[intertwinedfates]

There's definitely some fun to be had there! My Halloween costume had a prehensile tail and it was a blast to use!

[It also got him into a lot of trouble, but hey. Gotta take the bad with the good.]

Wanting to check on your best friend is a fair reason, I'd say! It's always good to have more friends around, for sure.

[photosympathies]

oh i'm all ears.
or eyes.
what kind of trouble do we think we'd get into?

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[ IS THAT WHAT HE WANTS

bang her back to normalsdgsdd ANYWAY LMAO ]

You'd need something bigger than an orange for a King Capybara.

[ c l i cks ]

Oh!! Now I remember!
Wow, it's been years since I thought of Clifford! How do you know about that children's book?

[intertwinedfates]

[Well... The biting was kinda nice.....

TIME TO GO MEET BUS-CHAN AGAIN LOL]

Pumpkins? They can get pretty big! And they're orange, too!

Isn't it a cute story?? I read it to one of my customer's children once during a job. The artwork was so precious, it stuck with me.

[kaizou]

THE UPGRADED ME HAS A TAIL LIKE THAT

BUT I CAN'T USE IT HERE

I LOST THE POWER TO TURN INTO IT

LILITH REALLY MESSED THAT ONE UP IF YOU ASK ME

KAIJU CAN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST IT

MONSTERFUCKERS LIKED IT TOO IF THAT MATTERS TO THEM

🤣🤣🤣

IF MEGALON ATTACKED THE HUMANS HERE I COULD PROBABLY JUST TELL HIM NOT TO

I GUESS HE'D STILL BE BIG THOUGH

AND I'D STILL BE SMALL

THAT'D BE SO WEIRD

[intertwinedfates]

Well, I've been plotting planning to try having a roomba knife fight club. Those things need to be more than single purpose machines.

[photosympathies]

WE CAN GIVE THE ROOMBAS KNIVES???