Audio; @Destiny

[intertwinedfates]

[It's one of those slow days for a certain god, so he's started mulling over things in that ominous sort of way one does around 3am. This despite the fact it is NOT three in the fucking morning and is instead during the day when normal people are doing normal people things.

Sadly, Yato is not normal.]

Hey guys! I've been thinking, if you could choose what sort of kaiju shows up next, what would it be?

Some of us want a big turkey or chicken kaiju for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but how cool would it be if there was a capybara kaiju?! Or maybe you wanna see a unicorn one! Or something freaky with tentacles and lots of eyes! You monsterfuckers, you. Hehe~

So tell me about your dream kaiju! I'm all ears!

And no saying "no kaiju" - that's cheating!

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[intertwinedfates]

Hm.......



Yeah, okay. At that point you might just end up buried by them, and that'd suck majorly.

[intertwinedfates]

It'd be worthwhile, though! Finally a kaiju that rewards us for our efforts with more than just a bit of pay.

[intertwinedfates]

Oh, so you're a mutant too, then? Huh. Maybe you're just made differently, then. Or those others didn't have as fortunate a circumstances as you and your family.

Being raised right has an effect almost as much as one's inborn nature, after all.

[Something he knows all too well.]

[intertwinedfates]

You should be more careful, then, silly!

[photosympathies]

sometimes i forget to slow down!!!

[soft_shelled]

Yeah I am, I guess I wasn't that clear about it? And nah, we were mutated via the same chemical ooze, and they were all normal humans before they got mutated. Unlike my family, my brothers and I were normal turtles.

[As to raised right? Does a slightly absentee father and a parentified oldest brother count?]

[kaizou]

YEAH

MAYBE INSTEAD I'D SAY A DIFFERENT KIND OF FUN

MEGALON IS MORE FUN LIKE YOU'RE FUN

BUT IT TURNS OUT PEOPLE CAN BE FUN WITHOUT REALLY MEANING TO BE

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[kaizou]

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED SCIENCE

[photosympathies]

NOT SEX SCIENCE.

... what kind of experiments?

[harboredfeelings]

Don't worry Yato-chan, I completely believe kinks were being worked out.

Keep working on them, they'll help in your long and fruitful career in Kabukichō. (^_−)☆

[ Wow that's not even the hallucination! Kaga's just going for his throat at this point... ]

[intertwinedfates]

Just none of the kinky ones, unfortunately...

...y'know, if it wouldn't be a betrayal of Hiyori, I'd almost consider a career change to that. I bet I could make people happy in that way. I did okay massaging Hiyori.

[HAH! SO THERE. He's learning to take it all in stride and fight back in a way. Though maybe he's just digging himself in deeper, honestly...]

[kaizou]

SHE WAS TESTING IF PEOPLE COULD STILL BE INTO EACH OTHER IF THEY WERE BOTH MONSTERS

[photosympathies]

oh.
by making monsters? or just pretending they were?

[lovebombing]

Death by suffocation....


What a way to go!

But probably better if they were cute!

[intertwinedfates]

Ah, good point! It's like if you were to die being smothered by a woman's breasts! Sucks to croak, but damn if it wouldn't be the best possible way to go, hehe...

[kaizou]

MAKING THEM

SHE PUT US IN NEW BODIES

EVEN ME AND I'M ALREADY A MONSTER

[photosympathies]

wait.
a scientist put you in a new body to figure out if someone would be attracted to you as a monster?

[kaizou]

YEAH

I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS CRAZY

BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND EVEN MORE CRAZY SOMEHOW

THAN I DID

[photosympathies]

man, i'm sorry.
what happened after?

[kaizou]

SORRY FOR WHAT

IT RULED

I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS AND OTHER THINGS

AND SINCE I ALMOST WON THE CONTEST I GOT A PRIZE TOO

[photosympathies]

did they put you back in your real body or is it the one you're in now?