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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Atta girl, Eresh! I knew I could count on you! It's still available so it's all yours! You'll be ushering in the end of the year with your beauty!

[queenofkur]

This is something new and I would lie if I said I'm not a bit apprehensive over it.

[ ... She's done breathing exercises for half a hour before replying to him. ]

But the cause is just and now is the time to show courage!

[intertwinedfates]

Don't worry, Ere~ I won't let anything bad happen to you!

[What could possibly go wrong?]

That's right! It's all hands on deck for the holiday season! Gotta lure in that cash to help everybody out!

[queenofkur]

Ehehe, I place my faith in you!

[ They really fried her brain last month, huh. ]

That's just a simple picture, right? Are you sure this will work...? I suppose many people would pay to see a goddess, but we can't advertise this with my real identity...

[intertwinedfates]

[Baked Ereshkigal... At least Yato's not (too) sleazy when it comes to his friends. Unless your name is Hiyori.]

Yup! With a backdrop to set the scene for the month of your choosing, so maybe we can get you dressed up in something festive! Even if we can't reveal that you're the Goddess of Death, we can still have your beauty shine for you!

[queenofkur]

Something festive...

I know! A Santa Claus costume.
Santa is a friend, so I'm sure she will not mind.
Though I would rather wear a more traditional costume than the one she was wearing...

[intertwinedfates]

Ahhh you know Santa, too?!
I only met her this past Christmas myself after wanting to for hundreds of years.
Her outfit was kinda skimpy, so yeah, perhaps something a little more formal would suit you better. I'll see what I can do, 'kay?

[queenofkur]

I met her this past Christmas too!
Maybe she went to see you after she came to the Underworld...
But I agree her outfit was too much.
Thank you Yato. I'm sure you'll find the perfect outfit!

[intertwinedfates]

Huh, that's so weird!
Could it be she heard about me from somebody there...?
Don't worry, I gotcha covered - literally and figuratively, hehe!
Something like this rather than this, right?

[queenofkur]

Yes, absolutely!
It looks very dignified.

[ Honestly she thinks the second one looks cute too... If there wasn't that much of a focus on the cleavage. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Awesome~! Dignified is definitely what I think of when it comes to you, so that's perfect.

[But the cleavage is one of the best parts... According to him.]