intertwinedfates: happy talk excited blush (247)
Yato ๅคœใƒˆ ([personal profile] intertwinedfates) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-07 06:37 pm

@Destiny | Text

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.


CODED BY TESSISAMESS


[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]
30storieshigh: (heard you were talking shit)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)

One cycle is very similar to another. However.

๐Ÿค”

I suppose I possess fondness towards the one termed July, for several factors ๐Ÿคท.
30storieshigh: (yo how's the weather down there)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed ๐Ÿคจ?

My style is not quite developed yet, though it would stand to reason it will be a difference between the writing of others. Experience influences what one puts through a pen, it is said ๐Ÿค”.


[ help he has no idea what this actually is... ]
30storieshigh: (????????)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Then I shall need use of my human-guise. It appears it is time for my enhancement to collect its worth, as they say ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ. [ Earn its keep. ]

[ That explains a lot but there's one thing he still doesn't get. Brace yourself Yato. ]


An inquiry. What is "sexy" ๐Ÿ˜•?
Edited 2024-11-08 02:20 (UTC)
30storieshigh: (looks at camera like jim on the office)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
In a manner. I ill-like depending upon artifice, I have had LILITH add to my evolution so I may change my own form physically ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿง‘. In this way I do not have to rely on their oft-unreliable technology for my human-guise ๐Ÿ‘.

[ Oh... OH! He gets it. Kind of. ]

Ah. Mating displays. This is a thing for which humans will pay to see on their recorder of the passage of time ๐Ÿค”?
30storieshigh: (imma bite it)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, I am the coolest ๐ŸงŠ. [ Cool is a good thing people like he's finally learned that!!! ] The form the shape-changing technology gave me has become familiar enough to myself and others, there is little reason to stray from it. Though I am unable to render myself as short as the illusionary technology did ๐Ÿ“.

Ah. You speak of the erotica ๐Ÿ”ž. I am familiar, human mating was a subject I was curious about for some time. It raised many questions about their continued survival, the practice of NTR especially baffles ๐Ÿ˜’. It seems an ill thing for the passing of genes, yet it is what some humans enjoy ๐Ÿคท.


[ Ask him about the time he explained NTR to Kabru, that was a hoot and a half. ]
30storieshigh: (you're being judged by a dinosaur)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
You hold enough currency to precure an entire building? Interesting. I would not object to it being near my own future locale ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘. [ Language is hard... ]

Ah. The rope art ๐Ÿ’ก. Aesthetically pleasing and a method to establish dominance with one's mate. It makes far more sense ๐Ÿ‘.

[ Why is this conversation happening Yato please, please stop. For everyone's sake. He has no filter if you keep talking he'll keep talking, cease and desist. ]
30storieshigh: (we 'bout to party like it's 1954)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I have been considering building lairs in other locations, Okinawa and Kyoto are of specific interest ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿฏ. It seems prudent to have places one can retreat to outside of the base should the need arise.

This I can understand. I would not overtly mind Mothra's restraining ๐Ÿฆ‹. Her silk is not unpleasant to the touch ๐Ÿค”.
30storieshigh: (astro-monsters were meant to fly)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I would advice considering it for this world ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ. A place to get away from less than desirable Outsiders and rest would do you both well.

I confess a lack of experience with the silks humans produce from the worms ๐Ÿค”. Mothra's is the highest quality, as befitting a goddess, yet it is very sticky. A good binding material, though I suspect poor for clothing or blankets.
30storieshigh: (you're being judged by a dinosaur)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Bah. Afford. Okinawa is unclaimed by any beside us outsiders ๐Ÿ๏ธ. Build for yourself and your mate a dwelling with your own effort ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿงฐ๐Ÿ . It is the proper thing to do ๐Ÿ‘.

[ This is essentially the Godzilla version of telling you to put a ring on that finger, Yato. ]

Explain this "hammock"?
30storieshigh: (smells like bs but ok)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yato, honey that's not an engagement that's stalking... or a Lifetime Original Movie marriage. ]

Interesting ๐Ÿค”. An unusual form for a sleeping nest yet the appeal is not lost to myself. I may attempt to make such a nest in my next lair ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€