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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Hehe, yessir. I got injured during last mission, so I'm definitely going easy this month.

[swiftshatter]

Injured? Yeah, you should definitely take it easy then. Leave it to me, I'll make sure everything's taken care of.

It sounded like a lot happened before I got here.

[intertwinedfates]

Will do. Thanks for your help, man. You dunno how much I appreciate it.

It did though. First a city got ravaged cuz we screwed up, then a third of our number were kidnapped and almost sacrificed...

[swiftshatter]

Kidnapped?? Seriously? By who?

[intertwinedfates]

Bunch of cultists worshiping a damn kaiju, of all things. It was like a Halloween Hell special.

[swiftshatter]

Yikes, that sounds pretty bad. Glad you were able to get out of it in one piece. Is that usually how it goes around here? We have to fight people and monsters?

[intertwinedfates]

It was fairly horrific, I'll give you that. But from what I can gather, the last couple missions were worse than normal?

So hopefully you won't have to experience THAT level of bs. Not all the time, anyway.

[swiftshatter]

Haha, now you're just making me nervous. I've done my fair share of fighting before but giant monsters are on a whole new level. Guess I better find some time in between planning this to dust off my skills.

[intertwinedfates]

Haha, sorry! They do simulation training here on base though, so you can try that out to get a feel for what it'll be like. I highly recommend it - I'd look up the Imugi first, since we fought two but one got away. Bastard could come back to haunt us...

[swiftshatter]

Got it, will do.

Sounds like you guys have really been through the wringer. First escaped monsters, now cultists...it feels like they didn't mention any of this in the briefing when I got here.

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, not surprising. There's already so much information they have to throw at you. I had to go back and sit through the briefing again because I couldn't absorb it all the first time around.

[swiftshatter]

Maybe I should do that too... Sure feels like going to school all over again and having to do homework.

[intertwinedfates]

Somehow it's pretty different from my one day at school. Though the circumstances aren't quite the same, I gotta admit. And the training simulations really are like being made to do homework...

[swiftshatter]

Only one day? How'd you get out of the rest?

[intertwinedfates]

Oh, I snuck in using my follower's body. I tried to spread my name around, but I think most everybody ended up thinking it was her being a call girl...

[It was a disaster, to put it mildly.]

[swiftshatter]

[ Yato.............. This poor girl! ]

Did you clear it with everyone afterwards?

[intertwinedfates]

[Poor girl is right. He was a menace to her there for a while.....]

Noooot exactly? The number I gave everyone was mine, so now I get random creepy calls from dudes looking for a good time.

[Now that is what they call divine punishment. Or self-sabotage.]

[swiftshatter]

I think it's time you get a new phone. And maybe stop using other people's bodies.

[intertwinedfates]

I can't afford one

er, well, I couldn't until I came here.

But yeah, I think that way of marketing myself is kind of a bust, to be honest. Though it was fun! I had always wanted to go to school and now I have!

[Not that he did much in the way of classic schooling while he was there...]

[swiftshatter]

Everyone I knew always hated school, but I guess if you only go for a day it can seem pretty fun.

Are you still trying to market yourself here? We really need to come up with something better if so.

[intertwinedfates]

Grass is always greener, yeah? When it's something you've never tried before, anything might seem fun.

Kinda! I've been branching out to try different markets, like private investigator, manicurist, and a pet photographer.

[In other words, not sticking with anything longer than a month.]

[swiftshatter]

Those are all pretty different.

[ Is that good? Is that bad? ]

Are any of them working out for you?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah! There's so many varieties of job out there, I can't help but want to try them all!

[Unfortunately, it kind of makes him a Jack of All Trades, yet a master of none.]

I think I was doing pretty good at being a manicurist, but sitting there for so long every day kinda made me antsy.

[swiftshatter]

Hmm...you could always find a way to add a little flair to it. Like manicuring while riding a bicycle! Or while hanging upside down from a tree or something.

[ These are not serious suggestions that Yato should take. ]

[intertwinedfates]

[Oh no. Oh no.]






You might be onto something there! I could do nails while showing off my sword skills or something! Maybe breathe fire to dry them!