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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Baloney! You're a handsome guy, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[photosympathies]

ha.

( His face is fine, maybe. )

what kind of picture is it?

[intertwinedfates]

[It takes all kinds, Vash!]

Whatever you want! You could pose with some cats needing adoption, if you prefer. Doesn't have to be anything racy.

[photosympathies]

i get to help the kids and hang out with some cats?
okay sign me up.

[intertwinedfates]

Great! Which month you want? We've got June, September, and October, though I was thinking of trying to save June for Hiyori since her birthday is June 28.

[photosympathies]

i'll do september.

( For nostalgic reasons. That's when Wolfwood got here after all. )

but great now i know when hiyori's birthday is too!

[intertwinedfates]

Alrighty! Gotcha marked down for that~

Yup! We'll have to have a huge party for her when it rolls around, providing the damn kaiju behave long enough.

[And they're all still here...]

[photosympathies]

maybe we can convince them not to? give the kaiju some cake and say not today thanks.

[intertwinedfates]

Oh man, if that works, I'm giving you a medal and a kiss on the lips.

[Sorry Hiyori???]

[photosympathies]

i mean, it probably won't.
worth a shot though.
when's your birthday?

[intertwinedfates]

One can hope! Gotta keep believing, yeah?
As for me... I dunno. Dad never celebrated it.
So I've decided that August 10 is my birthday!

[Because 8 = ya, 10 = to. Genius!]

[photosympathies]

( He doesn't get it but he's super pleased for him. )

so hiyori's june and you're august?
i'm july!

[intertwinedfates]

[That's okay, it's just a silly little in-joke to make people (him) smile.]

Oh man, you know what that means! Three months of celebrations! We'll have to stock up on balloons and streamers come June next year!

[photosympathies]

we're gonna need a lot of bribery material if we want the kaiju to behave for three months.

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe if we bake a cake large enough to fit in the back of a truck. Or we could lure them away with various things depending on what type of kaiju they are.

Maybe we'll get lucky and one will be a giant cat that likes string.

[photosympathies]

i don't think i want to fight a giant cat.
they're cute :c

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe it'd be less fighting and more wrangling? We could try to corral it somewhere.

I mean, it's all speculation at this point, anyway, heh.

[photosympathies]

get a big lazer, right?
if it were a cat.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, good idea! Or maybe a large feather. Or jumbo jingly ball?

[photosympathies]

next bird kaiju we get a feather just in case.

[intertwinedfates]

I'm still praying for a turkey kaiju for Thanksgiving...!

[And maybe a boar for Christmas??]

[photosympathies]

you're still gonna teach me about the new holidays, right?

[intertwinedfates]

Of course! Ask away and I'll fill you in on what I know. We'll sample all the goodies from each holiday, too!

[photosympathies]

closer to the time i'll pick your brain. idk if i'd retain the information right now.

[intertwinedfates]

Sounds fair to me. Just know I'm available whenever you want your questions answered~