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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Oh man, if that works, I'm giving you a medal and a kiss on the lips.

[Sorry Hiyori???]

[photosympathies]

i mean, it probably won't.
worth a shot though.
when's your birthday?

[intertwinedfates]

One can hope! Gotta keep believing, yeah?
As for me... I dunno. Dad never celebrated it.
So I've decided that August 10 is my birthday!

[Because 8 = ya, 10 = to. Genius!]

[photosympathies]

( He doesn't get it but he's super pleased for him. )

so hiyori's june and you're august?
i'm july!

[intertwinedfates]

[That's okay, it's just a silly little in-joke to make people (him) smile.]

Oh man, you know what that means! Three months of celebrations! We'll have to stock up on balloons and streamers come June next year!

[photosympathies]

we're gonna need a lot of bribery material if we want the kaiju to behave for three months.

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe if we bake a cake large enough to fit in the back of a truck. Or we could lure them away with various things depending on what type of kaiju they are.

Maybe we'll get lucky and one will be a giant cat that likes string.

[photosympathies]

i don't think i want to fight a giant cat.
they're cute :c

[intertwinedfates]

Maybe it'd be less fighting and more wrangling? We could try to corral it somewhere.

I mean, it's all speculation at this point, anyway, heh.

[photosympathies]

get a big lazer, right?
if it were a cat.

[intertwinedfates]

Oooh, good idea! Or maybe a large feather. Or jumbo jingly ball?

[photosympathies]

next bird kaiju we get a feather just in case.

[intertwinedfates]

I'm still praying for a turkey kaiju for Thanksgiving...!

[And maybe a boar for Christmas??]

[photosympathies]

you're still gonna teach me about the new holidays, right?

[intertwinedfates]

Of course! Ask away and I'll fill you in on what I know. We'll sample all the goodies from each holiday, too!

[photosympathies]

closer to the time i'll pick your brain. idk if i'd retain the information right now.

[intertwinedfates]

Sounds fair to me. Just know I'm available whenever you want your questions answered~

[photosympathies]

thanks, buddy.

and thanks for this.
i'm sure wolfwood would have appreciated it.

[intertwinedfates]

It's no problem, Vash. We all gotta step up where we can, yeah?

Just hang in there, okay?

[photosympathies]

yeah.
i'm trying anyway.