Yato 夜ト (
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[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

CODED BY TESSISAMESS
[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?
Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!
Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]
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[ Oh... OH! He gets it. Kind of. ]
Ah. Mating displays. This is a thing for which humans will pay to see on their recorder of the passage of time 🤔?
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[See, he knew they'd get there!]
You betcha! Humans love sexy things in any shape or form. Hell, some people pay to watch others get frisky.
[Don't teach the King of Monsters about porn, Yato.......]
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Ah. You speak of the erotica 🔞. I am familiar, human mating was a subject I was curious about for some time. It raised many questions about their continued survival, the practice of NTR especially baffles 😒. It seems an ill thing for the passing of genes, yet it is what some humans enjoy 🤷.
[ Ask him about the time he explained NTR to Kabru, that was a hoot and a half. ]
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.....you know about NTR? I wanna ask and yet [AND YET] People are weird, I'll give you that. But boy do they have some fun kinks in other ways. Shibari seems like it'd be great way to spend an evening.
[HE'S SO TEMPTED TO ASK WHERE GODZILLA PICKED THAT UP... And who else he's been talking to, because damn people can be prudish here!]
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Ah. The rope art 💡. Aesthetically pleasing and a method to establish dominance with one's mate. It makes far more sense 👍.
[ Why is this conversation happening Yato please, please stop. For everyone's sake. He has no filter if you keep talking he'll keep talking, cease and desist. ]
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Are you planning on moving out or something? [He'll miss you, big guy, just not at three A.M...]
You got it! The funny thing is, it's also used as a display of trust along with being intimate. I wanna be bound up by Hiyori~
[NO FILTER, EITHER OF THEM. Somebody stick his boot in his mouth, or at least cover his eyes so he can't text??]
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This I can understand. I would not overtly mind Mothra's restraining 🦋. Her silk is not unpleasant to the touch 🤔.
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Hehe, I bet! If it's anything like that of a silkworm, it's probably super soft and snuggly~
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I confess a lack of experience with the silks humans produce from the worms 🤔. Mothra's is the highest quality, as befitting a goddess, yet it is very sticky. A good binding material, though I suspect poor for clothing or blankets.
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You should try out a silk shirt in your human form! They're really nice. Or silk sheets, even. Mothra's threads might not be the best for those kinds of things, but I bet they'd be good for a hammock so you don't fall off!
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[ This is essentially the Godzilla version of telling you to put a ring on that finger, Yato. ]
Explain this "hammock"?
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[He's put a ring on that finger, but it was a tracker ring, sob...]
Oh, hammocks are great! They're like a mesh of rope that you hang between two posts and stretch out on to sway in the breeze.
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Interesting 🤔. An unusual form for a sleeping nest yet the appeal is not lost to myself. I may attempt to make such a nest in my next lair 👌👀
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Oh, you should definitely give it a go! If not in your normal form, at least your human one. Just
careful getting into it, yeah? Those things can be menaces.
Don't try it drunk, either. That's my recommendation. Unless you wanna shibari yourself into a death trap.