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Yato 夜ト ([personal profile] intertwinedfates) wrote in [community profile] synnet2024-11-07 06:37 pm

@Destiny | Text

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.


CODED BY TESSISAMESS


[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]
30storieshigh: (looks at camera like jim on the office)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
In a manner. I ill-like depending upon artifice, I have had LILITH add to my evolution so I may change my own form physically 🦖🔄🧑. In this way I do not have to rely on their oft-unreliable technology for my human-guise 👍.

[ Oh... OH! He gets it. Kind of. ]

Ah. Mating displays. This is a thing for which humans will pay to see on their recorder of the passage of time 🤔?
30storieshigh: (imma bite it)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, I am the coolest 🧊. [ Cool is a good thing people like he's finally learned that!!! ] The form the shape-changing technology gave me has become familiar enough to myself and others, there is little reason to stray from it. Though I am unable to render myself as short as the illusionary technology did 📏.

Ah. You speak of the erotica 🔞. I am familiar, human mating was a subject I was curious about for some time. It raised many questions about their continued survival, the practice of NTR especially baffles 😒. It seems an ill thing for the passing of genes, yet it is what some humans enjoy 🤷.


[ Ask him about the time he explained NTR to Kabru, that was a hoot and a half. ]
30storieshigh: (you're being judged by a dinosaur)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
You hold enough currency to precure an entire building? Interesting. I would not object to it being near my own future locale 🦖🏗️👍. [ Language is hard... ]

Ah. The rope art 💡. Aesthetically pleasing and a method to establish dominance with one's mate. It makes far more sense 👍.

[ Why is this conversation happening Yato please, please stop. For everyone's sake. He has no filter if you keep talking he'll keep talking, cease and desist. ]
30storieshigh: (we 'bout to party like it's 1954)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I have been considering building lairs in other locations, Okinawa and Kyoto are of specific interest 🏝️🏯. It seems prudent to have places one can retreat to outside of the base should the need arise.

This I can understand. I would not overtly mind Mothra's restraining 🦋. Her silk is not unpleasant to the touch 🤔.
30storieshigh: (astro-monsters were meant to fly)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I would advice considering it for this world 👨‍🏫. A place to get away from less than desirable Outsiders and rest would do you both well.

I confess a lack of experience with the silks humans produce from the worms 🤔. Mothra's is the highest quality, as befitting a goddess, yet it is very sticky. A good binding material, though I suspect poor for clothing or blankets.
30storieshigh: (you're being judged by a dinosaur)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-08 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Bah. Afford. Okinawa is unclaimed by any beside us outsiders 🏝️. Build for yourself and your mate a dwelling with your own effort 🔨🧰🏠. It is the proper thing to do 👍.

[ This is essentially the Godzilla version of telling you to put a ring on that finger, Yato. ]

Explain this "hammock"?
30storieshigh: (smells like bs but ok)

[personal profile] 30storieshigh 2024-11-10 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yato, honey that's not an engagement that's stalking... or a Lifetime Original Movie marriage. ]

Interesting 🤔. An unusual form for a sleeping nest yet the appeal is not lost to myself. I may attempt to make such a nest in my next lair 👌👀