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[intertwinedfates]

[Sometime during the day comes a pop-up message that could be spam were it not from a legitimate Outsider source. Contained within is one (1) fancy ass invitation, thus:]

Welcome one and all to the first annual LILITH charity calendar sign up!

Interested in helping poor, unfortunate orphans this holiday season? Looking to get your loved ones the perfect custom gift? Want to play a prank on your friends?

Then sign up today to be part of our exclusive LILITH charity calendar! You too can be the star you always dreamed of! Or revenge can be yours! We're not picky, it's for charity!!

Choose your favorite month when you sign up or let us decide for you! *Pending printing approval.

CODED BY TESSISAMESS

[So yes, Yato is organizing a pin-up calendar of Outsiders, if anyone it interested in donating their beautiful visage to the project! Will the calendar be racy or tame? It all depends upon YOU!]

Comments

[swiftshatter]

Oooh, that's a good idea. Helps lighten our budget too. Hmm, maybe once we've got all our volunteers, we can send out another update on where to meet and what to bring?

We should ask them what they like to eat too! I can make sure to have the right kind of snacks set out for everyone. Something like this is gonna take awhile, after all.

[unarm]

Don't be afraid to strongarm people into this
It is for a good cause~

[yormama]

[ She won't "teehee" over text but you bet your sweet bippy she's doing it irl. ]

Thank you!! I can't wait. I've already got an idea in mind!

[intertwinedfates]

[Be free, Yor! Yato is very much a teehee person too.]

Great! If you need any props or such, lemme know and I'll see what I can do!

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, gotta take money into account, too, otherwise we might end up spending more than we make! That sounds like a good plan though.

Oh yeah, that's a fair point, too! Can't have anybody coming over all faint on us due to a blood sugar crash or hunger. Not very sexy on camera.

[intertwinedfates]

Shit.

Sorry if I stole your thunder. I hadn't heard anything about that since I only arrived a few months ago.

[intertwinedfates]

Damn tootin'! It's not like it'll take a lot of effort, so everybody should give it a go if they can!

[eyescar]

it's okay, i don't care! it's just a calendar

[intertwinedfates]

Still...

What was yours like? Everybody dressed up as firefighters, or was it just featuring actual firefighters? Was it sexy??

[eyescar]

i guess it was meant to be sexy firefighters, but i just held a kitten while my shirt was off?

[intertwinedfates]

Best of both worlds! You get those who love animals AND those looking for a little titillation!

[eyescar]

i only really did it because my friend asked

[swiftshatter]

Right? It's important to take care of yourself, and that means both proper rest and proper nutrition.

You better be getting enough rest in between planning all this, you hear?

[wwtd]

[ BUT HE WILL THROW KAZUMA UNDER THE BUS ]

THAT'S why she was a good subject? Because she chased you?

Are you secretly The Hard to Get Type?

[ 100% messing with him ]

[intertwinedfates]

[HEY, IT WORKED FOR HIYORI--]

Hey, you see a lot of the person trying to kill you!

You should know the answer to that~

[With how much he throws himself at Hiyori, he's only hard to get in the sense of understanding, really...]

[intertwinedfates]

Hehe, yessir. I got injured during last mission, so I'm definitely going easy this month.

[intertwinedfates]

Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

[wwtd]

[ YELLSKJLDSKDKG

.... he's right. damn. ]

So you decided to draw the person trying to kill you in a questionable manga.

[ not that questionable, hiyori. the rating is clear.

that brain IS hard to get. in that, especially. drawing your executioner in sexy poses is some twisted stuff. ]

I don't know. Maybe you playing hard to get in Songerein is what won me over.

[intertwinedfates]

[HEHEHE]

Revenge is a dish best served sexy.

[That and it paid the bills. Aaaaand maybe it was kinda titillating? Just a little.

Given what he experienced growing up, drawing the woman trying to kill him is probably the least of his worrisome kinks...]

...does that mean I need to try to make you chase after me more?

[wwtd]

[ noted. can he hear the sarcasm? picture perfect pervert strikes again.

pervert and idiot, that is. ]

What.

You've already won me over.

[intertwinedfates]

[Sarcasm filter is ON. He hears only love and adoration (by choice.)

Idiotvert.]

Oh. Does that mean I can't woo you more? (；′⌒`)

1/2

[wwtd]

[ unexpected.......

it shouldn't be but

but sdlkgjslkdg ]

No.
Woo me more.

[wwtd]

[ ... ]

A personal calendar could work for this Hiyori.

[intertwinedfates]

[...well. Color him a little bit surprised. He honestly thought she'd balk at the idea of a calendar. Guess she has grown up quite a bit.

Now only if he could, too...]

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Then I'll make you one, too. Just for you.

[Showing all his sides, from silly to serious to sexy. The "Yato A Month Club."]

[wwtd]

[ teenyori would. too caught up in her embarrassment and the idea of a YATO CALENDAR to accept that she wants twelve pictures of yato for every month. january to december.

while still pretty new to dating in general, but not yato, this hiyori more easily accepts the truth. besides, who ELSE but yato could she have to accompany to mark the days? as if she wants anyone else.

.... okay, maybe touno. but yato is number one. ]

Make sure to have fun with it, okay?