( text ) @shiro

[cranekin]

🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁







(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

Comments

@rubber ducky

[curingidiocy]

Cease your attempts to drive immediately.

[cranekin]

I haven't even gone anywhere yet.

@nice toy (sorry)

[fursuit]

you went with a car? cmon

if you're going to do some vehicular manslaughter at least go with something cool like a motorcycle

[cranekin]

Oh!
I have one of those too. 🏍️

[curingidiocy]

Good. You must first complete a written test to ascertain that you understand the country's traffic laws before you are given a learner's permit. Only then are you permitted to drive on the road.

[fursuit]

for real?

then why the car? you already have the cooler version!

you know how to ride the motorcycle?

[cranekin]

There's a test?!

[cranekin]

Because they're really cool! Did you now they play music?

I've ridden a scooter before. I think it's similar.

[curingidiocy]

You do realize you are attempting to pilot a two tonne machine, yes? If the country let any random imbecile drive without ensuring they understand how to operate the vehicle and the laws of the road, there would be far too many casualties resulting from traffic collisions. Use your brain, you fool!

@duelwield

[coordination]

Did you steal a car?

[cranekin]

Well
The test can't be too hard if so many people can drive.

[cranekin]

No way.
Stealing is totally dishonorable.

(Stealing is one of the few things that really gets under his skin.)

[fursuit]

SOME of them are cool. you gotta tell me what kind you got now. I will rate how cool it is

the music's fine. like I dig it but that's not the fun of a car! or motorcycle for that matter. it's driving it!

which sounds like you haven't done for your motorcycle either, huh? damn. was looking for a teacher myself

[curingidiocy]

Indeed, it should be fairly easy. While I cannot speak for this country's driving test, for the most part, you need only remember the meaning of various signs and line indicators, as well as understand right-of-way.

[cranekin]

(ominously,)

Can you drive, Doctor?

[curingidiocy]

No. I will not assist you.

[cranekin]

Music is always great! I think it's my favorite thing so far.

(Can't believe Tsurumaru is going to turn his car into a giant music player.)

I haven't tried it yet but that one looks much easier. Do you have one, too?

[cranekin]

Fine, I'll ask someone else.

(Like Tezcatlipoca since he's here!!!)

@bustermove; text

[busternaut]

yeah uh i'm all for people getting their wheels but you really need to learn how to use it first or you're gonna hurt somebody

and also probably yourself

[curingidiocy]

Study well. I will be sorely disappointed if I hear that you've gotten into a traffic incident.

[cranekin]

You sound like you know what you're talking about.

@KENSUKE, ( TEXT. )

[vorous]

_{[ brain computer, what is "car" ....
OH YEAH, that scary thing he's seen around. ]}

It's difficult? Really? I was wondering what the deal was with those things.

[cranekin]

It's really hard!
All I managed to get it to do was play music and turn on lights.

[cranekin]

Of course. I only hurt people when I cut them.

[fursuit]

don't get me wrong, I love modern music too. really been enjoying it. but you could have just gotten a speaker system or something. car's kind of overkill

(but I support it)

but yeah, bought a motorcycle right before we shipped out. hold on

[ And it takes a few minutes, since he'll have to amble to wherever it's stored, but a picture is sent ]

there she is. still trying to think of a name. I think you name bikes anyways?