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🚘Cars are so cool🚘
I really want to try one out❗🚗💨💨💨

❗❗❗Did you know they're surprisingly easy to get❓❓❓
Does anyone have one?
I want one too 🎁

(And like, 45 minutes later: )

Wow, this is pretty difficult❗❗❗
I can't figure it out at all.
🤔💭 Does anyone know how to use a car❓ (╹ ᴗ╹)?

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The test can't be too hard if so many people can drive.

Indeed, it should be fairly easy. While I cannot speak for this country's driving test, for the most part, you need only remember the meaning of various signs and line indicators, as well as understand right-of-way.

(ominously,)

Can you drive, Doctor?

No. I will not assist you.

Fine, I'll ask someone else.

(Like Tezcatlipoca since he's here!!!)

Study well. I will be sorely disappointed if I hear that you've gotten into a traffic incident.

Of course. I only hurt people when I cut them.

Keep it that way.

Hey, Doctor, can I ask you another question while you're here?

If it is a stupid question, no.

What if I ask you and you decide if it's stupid?

If you could have obtained the answer on your own, it is a stupid question. Do not waste my time.

If that's all it takes then it isn't a foolish question!

Then ask.

Do you know anything about motorbikes?

Driving it? No. I do not have a license for one.

I see, then I'll have to ask someone about that too.

(Because he has one........)

Make sure to obtain a permit for one as well.

Not another one.

Yes, a car and a motorcycle require different permits, as they require different skills to operate.

Things were easier when we just had horses.

Nothing is stopping you from finding one and riding it around town. Feel free to do so.

As soon as I find one, I will!

(IF HE EVER FINDS A HORSE HE'S GOING TO SHOW YOU.)

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