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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[lovebombing]

Uh

Depends on what kinda companionship we're talking about

[gimu]

are there different kinds? if so, all i have to offer is brotherly, though you are the furthest thing from one of mine.

[lovebombing]

There's a lot of different kinds!

And I mean, regardless, I'd kinda want to get to know you a bit first...

[gimu]

you do. i answered your questions. i still await my dog

[lovebombing]

Aw you're cute

[gimu]

15.28% isn't very confident at all.

[lovebombing]

Ignore that its a random number

[gimu]

this seems arbitrary.

and suspicious

[lovebombing]

Trust the process my friend