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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[likemybooks]

No. Well, yes, I can, but I'm wondering why the name of our towns is important in a personality quiz.

Or is it all just randomized based on the characters in our answers?

That's a thing computers can do.

[lovebombing]

It's not randomized

It's a complicated mathematical equation

So it works out

[likemybooks]

May I see it?

[lovebombing]

I'm not going to type that all up for you besides!

What if you steal it and make it your own! This is intellectual property!

[likemybooks]

It's fine. You can sue me if I profit off of the code. The evidence is all recorded here.

[lovebombing]

One question


Are you a masochist

[likemybooks]

NO!



Why would you think that?

[lovebombing]

You're asking to be sued

Who does that, fam


Masochists do

[likemybooks]

I just

I want to assure you that I'm not going to do anything with your algorithm! I just want to know if it actually works! Oh my god!

[lovebombing]

Oh thank goodness!

I apologize for assuming! You never know these days!

[likemybooks]

Since when are people into being convicted in court???

[lovebombing]

You're asking me buddy

People are into all sorts of weird things. Like feet. Or being tickled. Or putting white bread in shopping carts

[likemybooks]

You can't be serious about the last one.

[lovebombing]

I wish I was