text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

text; @CURSE

[gimu]

1. miso
2. red
3. i wasn’t born
4. choso???
5. tokyo but different
6. her name was lost to history
7. shibuya?

i didn’t know you knew so much about dogs

[lovebombing]

Wait wait wait


What do you mean you weren't born

[gimu]

exactly what it sounds like. i was incarnated into my current flesh.

[lovebombing]

That sounds kind of gross

Incarnated how? Like a ritual?

[gimu]

it is what it is.

my original existence was fed to an unwitting vessel so here i am.

[lovebombing]

And what were you before if you don't mind me asking

[gimu]

a cursed fetus

[lovebombing]

You

Were. A cursed baby

[gimu]

’baby’ implies a birthing process. myself and my brothers were (almost) all created in the same manner; we were conceived through unnatural means, and aborted early in pregnancy, whereupon we were classified as s-grade cursed objects for 150 years until we were incarnated by being fed to a human.

[lovebombing]

That's rough, buddy

[gimu]

not entirely. we had each other, my brothers and i. don’t you have any?

[lovebombing]

Nope

I'm all alone in this world....

[gimu]

that’s truly lamentable.
do you need companionship, sambo?

[lovebombing]

Uh

Depends on what kinda companionship we're talking about

[gimu]

are there different kinds? if so, all i have to offer is brotherly, though you are the furthest thing from one of mine.

[lovebombing]

There's a lot of different kinds!

And I mean, regardless, I'd kinda want to get to know you a bit first...

[gimu]

you do. i answered your questions. i still await my dog

[lovebombing]

Aw you're cute

[gimu]

15.28% isn't very confident at all.

[lovebombing]

Ignore that its a random number

[gimu]

this seems arbitrary.

and suspicious

[lovebombing]

Trust the process my friend