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[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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Alright, alright, I've had my fun. There's no need for you to put away that handsome face of yours so soon after arriving.

That remains to be seen. If I find far too many idiots here, I will not suffer them without that barrier between me and their idiocy.

Edited 2024-05-11 04:52 (UTC)

You'd be taking one of the few beautiful things here away, Doc. Could you really live with yourself after depriving people of it?

Are you not aware that is precisely why I wear that bust? There are far too many idiots who are keen to think with the wrong head.

And yet you take it off around me. I'm touched, really!

That can always be changed, should you keep up with your foolishness.

Alright, alright! No need to rush into wearing it again, doc.

I am delighted that we have come to an agreement.

[ You can hear the dryness in his tone. ]

And I'm always happy to be of service to you.

( he's ignoring that dryness!! )

Edited 2024-05-15 20:30 (UTC)

What a privilege it is to have a Stoneheart at my neck and call. Perhaps I should feel honoured.

[ More sarcasm from Ratio. It's banter, really. ]

You absolutely should! I don't put myself out there for just anyone, you know. Especially not for free

Oh, is your heckling me for amusement not the payment I am making?

Nonsense. That's simply what you get for being yourself

Sometimes you really do make it too easy, doc

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