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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[mechspeed]

He is my other self. So long as he exists, I will not.

That is all you need to know.

[lovebombing]

So it's an existential thing. Whoah

How did that come about? You a clone of his or something?

[mechspeed]

I am his superior.

[Getting into Things He Doesn't Actually Want To Delve Into now, hence him clamming up a bit on that subject.]

[lovebombing]

You're his boss???

[mechspeed]

No. I am simply the superior iteration. I possess superior speed and strength, as well as lacking his weaknesses.

[lovebombing]

Oh

So you're HIS boss

[mechspeed]

If you have come to understand my elaboration, then yes.

[lovebombing]

Wow

Then what do you have that he doesn't