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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

@shiro

[cranekin]

What happens if you can't answer the questions?

[lovebombing]

Then you won't find out what dog breed you are :(

1/2

[cranekin]

I see.

(He gets it.)

[cranekin]

What's your favorite food? Sweets
What's your favorite color? White
What's your birthday? 11/11
What's your nickname? Bakkun
What city were you born in? Edo
What's your mother's maiden name? Gojo
What street did you grow up on? Shinjuku*

(* He just put in LILITH's street address........ this whole thing is a lie.)

[lovebombing]

What kind of sweets? Also 11/11! Lucky you!

[cranekin]

(Give him a second he has to ask someone what their favorite sweet is...)

Hard candies.

(And according to his sources,)

Strawberry is the best.

(Thank you, Yuji Itadori.)

But 28.15% doesn't sound very confident.

[lovebombing]

Hard strawberry candies...that's like a real old person candy. I like them actually

Oh ignore that it's a random number

[cranekin]

Old person? The person I asked isn't old at all.

[lovebombing]

Old soul then!

[cranekin]

No way, he's totally a kid.
Maybe you should stick to dogs instead of candy fortune telling.

[lovebombing]

Duly noted! I even wrote a little note right here

But y'know, sometimes kids really do go through a lot. Just saying