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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

@ lizard of oz

[bruisehaver]

There's not a chance those questions could determine such a thing.

And just what is that thing second to the bottom right supposed to be?

[ she means the pug.............. ]

[lovebombing]

Well I have an algorithm that says otherwise!

It's a pug. Isn't it cute?

[bruisehaver]

You've a narrow mind indeed if you think these questions apply to everyone.

And no.
It hardly looks fit to be called a dog.

[lovebombing]

They apply to the majority of people!

Wow. That's sad. Look into its cute little black eyes and tell it that

[bruisehaver]

Yes, if you arrogantly believe everyone to be similar to yourself.
Is your mind too feeble to consider there are beings among the stars different from your own kind?

Anyhow, were one of them in front of me, I would.

[lovebombing]

No, actually, nobody is like me at all :)

But most people are similar to each other no matter what planet or species or whatever they are! It's plain old psychology! There's scientific studies and stuff!

Wow. That's stone cold.

[bruisehaver]

And what similarities do you believe "most people" share?

[lovebombing]

Their wants their wishes their desires their loves their joys!

The universe is large! But at heart we people share the same hopes