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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[elfsufficient]

Will answering more questions yield a more accurate result, then?

[lovebombing]

I don't see why not! I'll just need to adjust the calculations here.

Here we go

What was the name of your favorite teacher?
What color is the vehicle you ride?
Name of your first pet?

[elfsufficient]

The name of my favorite teacher is Mistress Frieren.
Vehicle... Like a wagon, yes? I suppose the wood makes it... brown?
I've never had a pet.

I'm afraid I'm not seeing how these questions could lead to more clarity about what kind of dog I would be.

[ Must be whatever this "technology" magic is... ]

[lovebombing]

See? Much more accurate!

[elfsufficient]

Only by a little bit, but overall it's still not...

Still, these dogs are cute. I think they may be too sweet compared to my personality.

[lovebombing]

It's fiiiiiiiine

Also what do you mean by that. You seem like you're nice!

[elfsufficient]

And where did those photos of me come from, anyhow...? A photo-taking spell?

And I suppose it depends on who you ask.

[lovebombing]

Don't worry about it

I kind of see that. Same with this Sampo Koski, too! I'm a nice guy, but some people go out of their way to smear my name as some cold-hearted hooligan!