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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

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[lovebombing]

[MALKUTH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!]



The whole month?

Another one from this City huh...

[ignoreher]

[ SHE'S GONNA SAVE THOSE HOT GIRLS SAMPO!!!!!!!!!! ]

The whole month! Oh, what a cute little doggy! So short and stout... And such a devious look on its face!

Yeah, there's a couple of us. But we're not all connected, so don't assume we are.

[lovebombing]

That's a whole lot of birthdays! And isn't it cute?

I see. Is it a big place?

[ignoreher]

Anyone can drop off a gift at any time of the month! I think it's convenient, don't you?

It's huge. This city would be a single District in mine, and we have over twenty of those. A lot of people consider it the last bastion of humanity.

[lovebombing]

That's not so special though a birthday gift is the specialist. More special

Last bastion of humanity...sounds like Belobog, honestly. Do people there live a hard life?

[ignoreher]

I don't really care about that, it's more special if someone thought about me when getting it than a day for it to be given. You know?

And they do. Some harder than others. The people outside, because there are those who live outside the walls, live the hardest lives of all -- at least within the City you're guaranteed some respite, meager as it might be. Guaranteed some kind of protection, flimsy as it is.

[lovebombing]

Well. You have a point! I like gifts, too. Gifts are wonderful things all in all I say

Tough that places around the universe experience the same troubles

Its like we can't avoid the worst of the worst whether it be a wasteland or an eternal snowstorm