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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[stonehearts]

Hmm, in that case...

I've never set foot in a school in my entire life. Maybe that's why they call me 'doctor'.

[lovebombing]

That


Doesn't make sense don't doctors need to go to school?

[stonehearts]

I never claimed it was a good nickname, did I? Don't worry, friend, I don't let slights against my lack of education stick to me.

[lovebombing]

You deserve a better nickname. Just my opinion

[stonehearts]

( a normal person should feel maybe, just maybe, a twinge of guilt at that. aventurine doesn't. )

You really are too kind, friend. There's been worse leveled at me, and some of it even true! Someone recently was fond of 'peacock' -- I'd have liked it more if it wasn't coming from her.

[lovebombing]

Peacock?

That's a fun one though! I guess she's an enemy of yours?

[stonehearts]

And far more fitting!

An enemy? No, just a Fool who thinks she has every answer and terrible timing.

[lovebombing]

Oh, wow, you met a Masked Fool?

That must have been an experience. I've heard they're real off their rocker

[stonehearts]

Yeah, she's one of a kind, alright. Though I can't say for sure what the Fools are like as a whole, but we don't exactly run in the same circles.

[lovebombing]

I wouldn't expect you to. As far as I know, the IPC and the Fools are like two total ends of a spectrum

Keep the course vs total chaos

Anyways I wouldn't listen to the words of a Fool like that. Peacock is a good nickname!

[stonehearts]

Each to their own ends, as it were

Why thank you, Mister Koski. Perhaps I'll change the name they've given me here in your honor

[lovebombing]

Aw shucks that's so much for little ol' me

But thank you! Keep the name well, friend