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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[lovebombing]

Even your favorite color? Are you kidding me right now

[originbullets]

( ... )

Black.

[lovebombing]

Ooh


You sound like a cool fellow. Like the nighttime, too?

[originbullets]

I suppose I could be counted among the nocturnal variety.

( He's an assassin after all, so the shadows play to his benefit. )

[lovebombing]

Night owl! I like it

Night shift work then?

Sorry I died

[originbullets]

I work at a bar.

( Well... it's not a lie. )

revives u

[lovebombing]

Bartender or owner?

Do you mix a mean drink?

[originbullets]

Yes to all three.

( He's being as vague as possible, though none of that is untrue. )

[lovebombing]

Oh how interesting!

What's your favorite drink

[originbullets]

Midori sour.

( He likes sweets, smh. )

[lovebombing]

Never had that one before! What is it like?

[originbullets]

Melon liqueur mixed with vodka and lemon lime soda. It has something of a sweet and sour profile.