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[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[lovebombing]

You just like junk food in general? Nothing specific?

[originbullets]

I suppose I could be counted among the nocturnal variety.

( He's an assassin after all, so the shadows play to his benefit. )

[lovebombing]

Use it in my special algorithm to determine which dog breed are you of course!

[lovebombing]

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[grade4]

chips i guess.

anyway this dog doesn't match me at all.

[curingidiocy]

I simply wish to foster better relations with them, just like you, but of course I would not be opposed if it resulted in the flow of knowledge. I'm certain you understand the value of that.

[ That is definitely an indirect way to tell Sampo that he would be willing to pay if the man could get his hands on the intel he wants. ]

[hitokiller]

what about the other .01

[kubricks]

Thank you. But that's the only one I can answer.

[transmit]

What a coincidence! I want to know more about you, too. Sure, everyone gets to hear about what dog breed they are but what about the person behind it that's manually crunching all the answers? Here, I'll even take it a step further and make it even more special.


... by answering these few select questions!

(I'm appropriating yours. Surely that's fine!)

[lovebombing]

If you ever want more quizzes let me know!

[eyescar]

sure!! i like these kinds of quizzes

[lovebombing]

[Well, well, well.]

Of course I do! Knowledge is a worthwhile thing to be spread among the people!

I'll be more than happy to help you with your endeavor

Want to meet up sometime to discuss it?

[lovebombing]

Any specific kind of chips?

Yes it does. Look at it! It is a perfect match for your personality

The algorithm doesn't lie, friend

[lovebombing]

How did you do the glitter text I want to do that

[IGNORING THE REST]

[lovebombing]

What about it

[rikugan]

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[hitokiller]

there's gotta be a better answer there
with a way way way more stylish dog that fits my image

[lovebombing]

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[lovebombing]

Not even your favorite food????

[the_fourteenth]

What is an algorithm?

[rikugan]

[ don't pull out the special fonts sampo he's too lazy for that life ]

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[lovebombing]

Super special calculation I plug data into

@NIGHTFALL

[yuwon]

None of these questions have to do with personality.

[ where's the mbti at? ]

[grade4]

honey butter.

your quiz is bad.

[lovebombing]

Your feedback will be taken to improve future quizzes! Thank you