text | @moneybags

[lovebombing]

[This is......a strange post. But it sure is a post on the network, indeed.]

 

˜”*°•.˜”*°• WHAT DOG BREED ARE YOU? ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BELOW, AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE DOG BREED THAT BEST FITS YOUR PERSONALITY!!! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

What's your favorite food?
What's your favorite color?
What's your birthday?
What's your nickname?
What city were you born in?
What's your mother's maiden name?
What street did you grow up on?

ANSWER NOW AND FIND OUT WHICH DOG BREED ARE YOU TODAY

[Sampo Inc(TM) is responsible for the contents of this message. Yes, you will find out your dog breed. Sampo Koski promises RESULTS.]

Comments

[stonehearts]

Are you telling me the esteemed Doctor Veritas Ratio would have picked anything as simple as those for his security question?

[lovebombing]

Wait. Are you answering for someone else there

[lovebombing]

You can do better than that

[lovebombing]

Can you please be a bit serious here fam

[lovebombing]

Huh! That's a new one

[rikugan]

yes

[transmit]

? I very seriously asked and transcribed what she had to say

[lovebombing]

You're killing me. You're killing this Sampo Koski

[curingidiocy]

That does not change the fact that you are giving out information needlessly, and to someone who is attempting a scam. Nor have you asked for my consent in dispensing this information.

[lovebombing]

Orange is fitting for you! Matches your eyes hehe

[rikugan]

yes

[ don't indulge him sampo ]

[lovebombing]

It's about you! I want to know more about you, friend

[lovebombing]

no

[lovebombing]

Ooh


You sound like a cool fellow. Like the nighttime, too?

[stonehearts]

Hmm? No, of course not.

[lovebombing]

Belobog! I know that one!

[lovebombing]

Huh!

If you say so....

Makes me think you're looking for some intel yourself, but it's all for fun, right?

[lovebombing]

So you're a doctor?

[lovebombing]

Is the rest a wasteland or something? Sounds like there's more than one Belobog out there...

No, no its fine! You answered truthfully and that's more than most could say

[hitokiller]

what kinda stupid-lookin' mutt is that
there ain't even a single matchin' percent

[lovebombing]

No I'm absolutely sure about this one the percentage was 99.99% I just forgot to take a picture

[rikugan]

yes

un: twin

[grade4]

[ seems harmless enough... ]

junk food
purple
jan. 20
don't have one
tokyo
don't know
don't remeber

[enkefailin]

Probably is. Never even been outside, though, much less left the City.

So they're not good answers, but it's fine...

@kuzunoha14

[the_fourteenth]

What do you plan to do with this information?

[Believe it or not, this is an earnest question.]