voice @mikon - 11/11/2279

[tamamoe]

Hellolololo~!

Name your favorite Pocky. Quick!


I'll tell your romance fortune depending on the flavor.

Comments

@twisteria

[asagami]

I don't have a favorite...though I suppose I'll go with chocolate, since it's the most easily accessible flavor.

[tamamoe]

Hohohoho! The tried and true favorite of the people! Loved by rich and poor, young and old alike! Good choice, good choice.

Let's see...

Chocolate is sweet, but sometimes it's oh so bittersweet. Looks like you'll rush into things and the bitter will be all you taste!

[asagami]

Oh dear. Is there any way to possibly prevent any future mishaps, then?

[Not that she fully believes it...]

[tamamoe]

Be diligent and discerning. A girl mustn't give out something as precious as her heart all willy-nilly!

[asagami]

I see. In that case, I think I've already got that covered.

Just asking out of curiosity- [Also because it's her break, gotta find a way to pass the time somehow.] but, are you an expert on love?

[tamamoe]

Hehehe! When you want to give your all to a special person, that makes you a connoisseur of love!

That includes myself, of course.

[asagami]

[It's. Probably a good thing on her end that she's just on text; a pause, and the soft chuckle that slips out as she goes along with it sounds a tad mirthless...]

How nice...

But, what happens if things get complicated?

[tamamoe]

Depends on what you mean by complicated!

[ And don't you worry Fujino, because here she goes to elaborate! ]

If they can't commit, hound them until they make a choice! A maiden should never have to suffer teasing!

And if they're a cheater, crush the sensitive bits as hard as you can! Remind them who's boss! They swore an oath to you!

1/3

[asagami]

[Quietly files this perfect and sound advice in the back of her mind. You know, for absolutely rational reasons and surely not for anything else!

'Thank you for the wonderful...']

[asagami]

[Wait. Hurting someone counts as a crime. She can't do that back home or here, wouldn't that also out her as abnormal?! FUUUUUUUUUU

Excuse her for a moment, she has to mentally backspace, backspace, BACKSPACE]

[asagami]

Unfortunately, I'm not physically adept, so I don't think I'm able to, uh. Crush their most intimate parts.

[LIES. Technically half of one, but still!!]

Maybe putting someone through legal matters? I've heard that sometimes it's akin to soul-sucking.

[Normal Things a Definitely Normal High School Girl Says™]

[tamamoe]

Ugh, no way. It's a waste of your time and money!

However, ruining them in the court of public opinion is just as good.

[asagami]

...like, a separate court?

[tamamoe]

No.

Destroy their reputation.

[asagami]

Oh! Like, verbally hitting someone when they least expect it? That sounds a bit mean, but the way their faces twist does seem rather [fun] effective...

[tamamoe]

I was thinking more along the lines of spreading rumors.

[asagami]

I see...that might be a little...

[A line she has to draw at. Sorry Tammy, she can't lie to that extent!!]

Never mind. Are you a fighter as well, perhaps? You mentioned something about crushing their privates earlier, so I was wondering.

[tamamoe]

[ This person is scary. Instead of plotting from the shadows, they prefer to crush and mail up front??

Not that she can condemn that, but she'll have to be careful. Someone like this is a far better friend than foe. ]

Fighting isn't my strong suit, but I'll do it if I need to. I prefer to work from a safer distance.