[It's. Probably a good thing on her end that she's just on text; a pause, and the soft chuckle that slips out as she goes along with it sounds a tad mirthless...]
Oh! Like, verbally hitting someone when they least expect it? That sounds a bit mean, but the way their faces twist does seem rather [fun] effective...
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That includes myself, of course.
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How nice...
But, what happens if things get complicated?
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[ And don't you worry Fujino, because here she goes to elaborate! ]
If they can't commit, hound them until they make a choice! A maiden should never have to suffer teasing!
And if they're a cheater, crush the sensitive bits as hard as you can! Remind them who's boss! They swore an oath to you!
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'Thank you for the wonderful...']
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Excuse her for a moment, she has to mentally backspace, backspace, BACKSPACE]
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[LIES. Technically half of one, but still!!]
Maybe putting someone through legal matters? I've heard that sometimes it's akin to soul-sucking.
[Normal Things a Definitely Normal High School Girl Says™]
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However, ruining them in the court of public opinion is just as good.
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Destroy their reputation.
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[A line she has to draw at. Sorry Tammy, she can't lie to that extent!!]
Never mind. Are you a fighter as well, perhaps? You mentioned something about crushing their privates earlier, so I was wondering.
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Not that she can condemn that, but she'll have to be careful. Someone like this is a far better friend than foe. ]
Fighting isn't my strong suit, but I'll do it if I need to. I prefer to work from a safer distance.