ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[followyourstar]

The problem is that I'm trying to keep it professional and, you know, not flirtatious.

Telling someone "Wow, being covered in blood is smart!" doesn't make a whole lot of sense outside of very specific circumstances.

[vivisexual]

Why can't things be both professional and flirtatious?

[followyourstar]

...Is that possible?

[vivisexual]

It's certainly what I strive for every day.

[followyourstar]

Uh-huh...

Okay then. Any more tips?

[vivisexual]

Threaten them with violence if they don't respond to compliments.

[followyourstar]

It's just a threat at that point!

[vivisexual]

That's why you give them a chance to respond to positive reinforcement first.