ANONYMOUS TEXT @ANONYMOUSSPIDER

[vivisexual]

I feel like being such a small group we're missing out on the potential of an anonymous message board, so I'm making it happen!!

What secrets or intrigue are people dying to get off their chest? Who's secretly dating? Who do you wish were secretly dating? Do you have a dark secret that's eating away at you? (°ロ°) ! You can vent here, consequence free!!! I want to know what everyone's getting up to behind closed doors.

It's fully anonymized, so you can be as honest as you want. Or not! I'm not opposed to starting baseless rumors. Have fun ♡ ～('▽^人)

[Feel free to follow my lead and have Google Docs' style anon ids if you like, just so characters who who's saying what.]

Comments

[zauneyete]

Now what's that supposed to mean? What's wrong with how I worded it?

[ sometimes you are just a crime lord??? ]

[followyourstar]

"Underlings," for one. "Coworkers" or "teammates" is the word most people use.

That and I'd categorize that approach as more "cold" than "cool."

[zauneyete]

If you met them, you would also call them that. You can't let them get too big of a head, or else it will swell enough to clog the sump.

[ look, the council of chembarons really do need to get kicked down a peg, and he's absolutely happy to do it. ]

Ah, well. I can hardly convince you. I know what works where I am from, and it's certainly not fluffing them up as "coworkers".

[followyourstar]

...Got it. I know who I'm working with here.

[It's Silco. In neon lights and a musical number.]

I'll go ahead and cross you off as a source for charismatic one-liners too while I'm at it.

[zauneyete]

As if I would waste my time with a single line.

[ no he is a professional yapper ]

Disregard me if you wish, but I have a knack for motivating the unmotivatable.

[followyourstar]

Sounds more like you just don't know how to cut to the chase.

1/2

[zauneyete]

[ WHO TF ]

[zauneyete]

[ This takes a bit. BECAUSE HE MIGHT NOT KNOW but he can guess who this is so
he writes the screed and then doesn't finish it. :') ]

You're right. I see no reason to. This, of course, is why I can motivate people to change their fortunes.

Quips and your "one liners" last only in the moment. I intend to leave a longer impression.

[followyourstar]

[Quips and one-liners, eh?]

You're good at leaving some kind of impression, I'll give you that.

[zauneyete]

[ sometimes he's just saying shit ]

Of course I do. I wouldn't have it any other way, now would I?

[followyourstar]

Yep. Not the angle I'd take, but right now I'm just happy to see you took my advice.

[zauneyete]

Which advice is that, exactly?

Cutting to the chase?

[followyourstar]

Sure is.

As someone I know might say, K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple, Silco.














[please don't ask them how proud of that they are]

[zauneyete]

[ HE'S GRINDING HIS TEETH RN
Someone had better notice this ]

Oh you must feel very clever, don't you?

I'll stick with my own ways, thank you.

[followyourstar]

It was a little clever.

[Clever enough to annoy him.]

[zauneyete]

You would think so, wouldn't you?

[ It isn't!!!!!!! 🤬 ]

[followyourstar]

You know, in a way I think this helps with my original request. I wouldn't say it's cool, but it's a sign I'm getting a little better at this sort of thing.

Thanks for the help!

[wow it's almost as if they remember how being calm and cheerful in the jungle really got on his nerves.

But maybe they'll have mercy on the guy after this.]

[zauneyete]

[ just ]

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